Boob job gone wrong

Asking on behalf of a friend. We have known each other since the college days. We were both studying finance but she dropped out halfway and decided to go into sales because her argument was that with her looks she can make a lot of money for less effort (prob. true).

She worked in few odd jobs and was aggressively saving money. Earlier this year she found a new role that is similar to being a Red Bull girl but for a much smaller and lesser-known company. She also used up her savings to get a boob job thinking it will be a good investment to accelerate her career.

The problem is that the surgeon tried to replicate real boobs by making one smaller than the other and in the process made one too small, to the point where it's obvious. I was called in to give an opinion and I even measured it - the height difference was more than half an inch!

She asked me if she looks attractive with this weird boob job? I gave my answer and while that was satisfactory she wants me to ask my other finance friends if this is attractive (I think she is trying to bag some rich finance guy). 

Ofc I don't have any human friends in finance, only monkeys on WSO so here I am posting this...

I also believe she agreed to this so idt she can ask for her money back. 

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Asking me to say how hot your friend is without seeing her is like when my mom used to ask me to pause online games

 

Just for the record, **good** plastic surgeons strive for perfect symmetry. This act of acting like he made one smaller is because he fucked up and is making excuses.

The only solution is to go back to surgery with a good plastic surgeon.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Holy shit I'm dying. what in the fuck kind of plastic surgeon purposefully makes boobs uneven to look more "natural". The whole fucking point is to make them better than "natural". Honestly tho, if she wears a bra, most people will be none the wiser unless she's straight stripping at her job. 

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
 

Honestly, I've seen a fair amount of fake boobs and some surgeons are better than others. 1 girl was absolutely flawless. She caused me to miss a CFA L2 exam. I woke up the next day an hour after the exam started - lol oops. 

We went out together again that night and I had to drink it off and went on a rager in NYC - it was one of the craziest nights ever - maybe worth it.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Do you have like a list of all these girls somewhere or is your memory just crazy good? I feel like every post you have a relevant story ab some girl 

My memory is a curse and a blessing. The plus is I remember everything. The negative is I remember everything. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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Aren't you Catholic?

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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The reason I ask is because I keep seeing these stories where you hook up with various women yet Catholicism explicitly condemns this type of activity before marriage. 

 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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