On a previous post somebody shit tossed Cornell. This is what I think:
1. Much for "I am the fucking man kids at Cornell than Yale or other Ivys.
2. The smartest Cornell kid is prolly a lot smarter than the smartest Yale kid.
I use Yale b/c i went there.
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is better than both because a) You get a decent education, and b) You learn how to talk the pants off any girl. 8)
funny
Only go to Tulane if you want to drown while a chick is giving you a handjob.
Instead, go to Vanderbilt, bang some hot-ass midwestern/southern chicks and then do banking.
Honestly though, I would really consider Vanderbilt and Duke: top notch education + top notch pussy (relatively, obviously they don't compare to Florida State or Miami sluts).
those schools suck a nut
Ivy schools suck, go to a real school like U. of Illinois or Mizzou, hot girls, I'm talking smokin' hot girls who take it in the ass.
Recruiting at Illinois/Mizzou doesn't compare to an Ivy
Did you seriously bump a thread that was two and a half years old when last posted for that comment?
wow... legendary bump. could be a record.
hahaha seriously
how dumb was that?
Just my 2c.
not as dumb as the guy who said Duke has hot girls
whats worse is you tools who were posting on this thread during the super bowl instead of watching.... now THAT is ivy league
yale
Really? Did you seriously bump a nearly four year old thread? Wow, just wow.
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