Cornell v Yale

On a previous post somebody shit tossed Cornell. This is what I think: 1. Much for "I am the fucking man kids at Cornell than Yale or other Ivys. 2. The smartest Cornell kid is prolly a lot smarter than the smartest Yale kid. I use Yale b/c i went there.

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Only go to Tulane if you want to drown while a chick is giving you a handjob.

Instead, go to Vanderbilt, bang some hot-ass midwestern/southern chicks and then do banking.

Honestly though, I would really consider Vanderbilt and Duke: top notch education + top notch pussy (relatively, obviously they don't compare to Florida State or Miami sluts).

 

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