Dinged online for being sick

I applied for an IB internship with CS in London a few weeks before Christmas. Two days ago I received an email inviting me to tests. At the time I was quite ill and the email did not disclose the deadline for completing the tests. I sent a short and respectful email to HR saying that I am ill and asked how many days I have to complete the tests.

2 hours later I received a rejection email.

Moral of the story? Assume HR are gods and don’t give them any reason to ding you. And if you are sick, just do the tests.

 

Wanted to give myself the best chance and I had fever, not just a cough or a runny nose.

 
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HR is always the dickiest part of the bank from my experience. straight up milfs in their early 30s who think they run the show. i love stomping on them while theyre down, they fear my presence. not the innocent college grad no longer, one day i'll run this place.

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

@Lloyd BIankfein" what would you do in this situation sir?

 

Call them. Literally go on LinkedIn, find someone's name. Call the general line and ask for x person. Explain your situation and what happened. See what they say. Can't hurt. If they are not chill about it, it was not meant to be.

Good Luck

I used to do Asia-Pacific PE (kind of like FoF). Now I do something else but happy to try and answer questions on that stuff.
 

Im giving up on IB. I have a stronger profile for AM anyway.

I’ll do it just so we get closure to this thread :)

 

Sounds brutal indeed. Tbh I’d hate to work in an environment where even average people are this brutal. If HR is like this, imagine what MDs must be like. Anyway, hope you are enjoying consulting.

 

what were you testing UwU

Thank you for your interest in the 2020 Investment Banking Full-time Analyst Programme (London) at JPMorgan Chase. After a thorough review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to move forward with your candidacy at this time.
 

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