Hi fellow monkeys, As you know, business is a ZERO SUM GAME where you need to dominate and innovate and DISRUPT the STATUS QUO. As such, we need to be as RUTHLESS and PRODUCTIVE as possible. As a firm believer in SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, I have arranged for a naked jousting match to the death between NONTARGET students, with the winner getting an interview for GOLDMAN SACHS. Think MARCH MADNESS meets the IDES OF MARCH. My question for you all is, which OLIVE OIL should I lather their naked bodies in? Should it be GREEK, like the EUROZONE's downfall? Or should it be EXTRA VIRGIN, like @theaccountingmajor" ? Thanks for the advice! Also if you all know any good carpet cleaning services in Midtown please let me know.
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that’s the face ur mum made last night
$DANGUS
I'm surprised you didn't pick RAPESEED OIL
What are you on
AYAHUASCA :)
I hear the mob is very good with cleaning up pesky messes.
What is the acceptance rate to participate in this match?
Lower than the chances of a NONTARGET student to break into IB
Can I PARTICIPATE
send pictures of bobs and vagene first
As a non-target, I prefer Greek.
Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to speaking with you soon.
Best regards, NonTargetScum
youre about as prestigious as a rat corpse festering in the dumpster you NONTARGET STUDENT
I appreciate your time spent responding. I understand that you are not currently considering my request, but it would be appreciated if you kept my information on file for future reference.
Again, thank you for your time.
Best, NonTargetScum
You should have them lather their own bodies. Best not to touch.
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