Hi fellow monkeys, As you know, business is a ZERO SUM GAME where you need to dominate and innovate and DISRUPT the STATUS QUO. As such, we need to be as RUTHLESS and PRODUCTIVE as possible. As a firm believer in SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, I have arranged for a naked jousting match to the death between NONTARGET students, with the winner getting an interview for GOLDMAN SACHS. Think MARCH MADNESS meets the IDES OF MARCH. My question for you all is, which OLIVE OIL should I lather their naked bodies in? Should it be GREEK, like the EUROZONE's downfall? Or should it be EXTRA VIRGIN, like @theaccountingmajor" ? Thanks for the advice! Also if you all know any good carpet cleaning services in Midtown please let me know.
Trending Content - Investment Banking Forum
| +383 | Which Offer to Accept: UBS Analyst Role or Part Time Cashier at the Local Taco Bell | 44 | 1d |
| +292 | Roku-Fox Deal - UBS Misses Out on yet another deals after years chasing this deal | 31 | 1d |
| +287 | TPH V.S. Mizuho [HOU] | 36 | 11h |
| +287 | I Snuck Into UBS Office And Took A Shit On The Floor | 26 | 1d |
| +285 | AI is insane | 43 | 17h |
| +227 | Best Power/Renewables/Energy Teams? | 36 | 22h |
| +204 | Useless associates | 36 | 1d |
| +189 | Differences in Restructuring Teams? | 33 | 1d |
| +182 | Actual EB List | 26 | 1d |
| +181 | Centerview HC group falling off? | 28 | 1d |
Career Resources
that’s the face ur mum made last night
$DANGUS
I'm surprised you didn't pick RAPESEED OIL
What are you on
AYAHUASCA :)
I hear the mob is very good with cleaning up pesky messes.
What is the acceptance rate to participate in this match?
Lower than the chances of a NONTARGET student to break into IB
Can I PARTICIPATE
send pictures of bobs and vagene first
As a non-target, I prefer Greek.
Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to speaking with you soon.
Best regards, NonTargetScum
youre about as prestigious as a rat corpse festering in the dumpster you NONTARGET STUDENT
I appreciate your time spent responding. I understand that you are not currently considering my request, but it would be appreciated if you kept my information on file for future reference.
Again, thank you for your time.
Best, NonTargetScum
You should have them lather their own bodies. Best not to touch.
Et sunt vel ab inventore qui. Vitae maxime et vel et error. Sint aut praesentium qui distinctio.
Impedit eius inventore eos delectus temporibus repudiandae. Culpa repellendus beatae ut dolores sapiente officia voluptatum. Sequi expedita quas assumenda recusandae.
Laboriosam beatae omnis qui autem quo maiores. Deserunt amet distinctio ut dolorem aliquid aut quasi non. Accusamus temporibus aut dolor facilis exercitationem culpa culpa. Dicta et laudantium unde natus numquam praesentium. Aspernatur amet tempore temporibus dolorum in quis. Et necessitatibus velit ratione rem impedit et quo laborum.
Quaerat reiciendis nemo odio sit consequatur minima. Officia commodi laboriosam consectetur suscipit et labore.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...