Dress Code for a Phone Interview?

Will they know I'm wearing velour sweatpants and a beater?

While we're at it rank the top BB's in order of % of incoming analyst class coming from a top 5 target and who also majored in a non-business major, had a minor in social sciences, and GPA above 3.5

Thanks guys--really appreciate the help

 
laxmonkey:
I prefer to stand naked with a raging erection whilst conducting a phone interview

^^ This.

Don't forget your diamond studs and gold rope chain.

"Jesus, he's like a gremlin; comes with instructions and shit"
 
mfoste1:
laxmonkey:
I prefer to stand naked with a raging erection whilst conducting a phone interview

i like to rail a chic during phone interview....gives me confidence

THIS!!!! Banana for you broseph!

Professional Bro, J. Cans
 

Tell them you want to work on Cross Border China deals. They love hearing that. Also, be sure to let them know you MUST be in bed by 9PM.

^ J/K just in case you're really THAT clueless. Hmmm, the trolls are hungry today.....

Get busy living
 
Lulz:
Breathing heavily and st-st-stuttering are great ways to convey interest. Also throw in a random cuss word to make sure they're still paying attention.

most banks are big on racial slurs as well--its a good way of setting you apart from the crowd from what i understand. this is why it helps to figure out who you are interviewing with ahead of time, and get figure out which slurs to use

 
Best Response
UFOinsider:
acs_london:
My flatmate ordered a pizza during one of my phone interviews.
And this is why I never want another roommate.
Solidarity:
Marcus_Halberstram:
mfoste1:
laxmonkey:
I prefer to stand naked with a raging erection whilst conducting a phone interview

i like to rail a chic during phone interview....gives me confidence

And every now and then make sure you yell "don't fight back, you're only making it harder on yourself"

perfect situational segue for the "what is one time you encountered a major challenge and how did you overcome this challenge?" question

Perfect dual use scenario demonstrates relationship management as well
Get busy living
 

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