EBENEZER SCROOGE: AN INSPIRATIONAL HERO

In today’s modern world, which has been CUCKOLDED by LIBTARDs and SOI BOIs, it’s refreshing to read classic literature. One great novel is the book A CHRISTMAS CAROL by ACCLAIMED BRITISH AUTHOR Charles Bigdickens. Misunderstood by many BLUEPILLED SHEEPLE, this book is a shining example of what you can do if you refuse to be POUNDED IN THE ASS by cultural superego tripping bullshit like the “Holiday” of Christmas. Ebenezer Scrooge in the first half of the book is an INSPIRATIONAL figure of Capitalism, who refused to let CRIPPLED TWINKS like Tiny Tim control his ambition. It’s really quite amazing to see CAPITALIST HEROS like him portrayed in literature, they sure don’t write books like they used to! HANUKKAH is the real holiday but you have to lose your foreskin and all you get is a shitty dreidel for it, life is about GREEN PAPER stay thirsty and stay grinding my friends! FUCK CHRISTMAS!!

 

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