Fuck Lazy Bitches

Nothing pisses me the fuck off more than logging onto Facebook at 7AM and habitually seeing some 22 year old former high school classmate write something like "ughhh i can't believe im up early today :( FML." or (and this gets me every time), "insert name has to get up at 9am tomorrow. fuck this shit" and then have a string of comments from a bunch of other guys saying "it's ok! you can do it!" or "i feel you man! life ain't easy!"

like FUCK. Maybe we should all have mandatory army conscription or some shit. where are young americans' work ethic these days? No wonder our country's going to shit.

ok. that is all.

 
Therightcoast:
stfu you're a bitch for complaining. Anyway, our country is going to shit because "the people" fail for rhetoric that doesn't stand up ANY abjection.

not complaining -- i mean, their lives don't affect mine. im just speaking my mind, with a couple of "fucks" thrown in to make it seem like im complaining.

 

haha i check it once every morning and once at night for wall posts and messages and just to generally see what everyone's up to....i don't really see my closest friends all that often because of work, and career-related stuff...text messages really only go out friday and saturday nights so keeping tabs on close friends during the weekdays = facebook. but generally not that much of a facebook guy anymore though - my last status update was May 23rd haha

 

...many people would say that our country is going down the drain because we have too many bankers and lawyers...and not enough producers (i.e. engineers, scientists, etc...).

...do something you love, and you won't work a day in your life :)

 
Guest1655:
you must like to keep your friend count high. i delete all the assholes once they start to write annoying comments.

Totally agree. I regularly pare my list down. Facebook really has lost my interest. People with annoying posts or general immature bullshit get the remove from friends click real fast.

 
Anthony .:
Guest1655:
you must like to keep your friend count high. i delete all the assholes once they start to write annoying comments.

Totally agree. I regularly pare my list down. Facebook really has lost my interest. People with annoying posts or general immature bullshit get the remove from friends click real fast.

Ever thought about divesting some of those non-core assholes?

You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditional formatting and circular references.
 

dude why do you let it bother you... don't you have better shit to worry about... seriously, just read a comment and move on if it doesn't interest you

seriously, some people are just different than you and might think getting up at that time is early... why do you care so much?

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 

facebook is the fucking death of trying to get with more than 1 girl at the same time... it's a fucking trick. many of my friends relationships broke up or were in the "dog house" cause of fb. fuck facebook.

 
Guest1655:
Trojans11:
facebook is the fucking death of trying to get with more than 1 girl at the same time... it's a fucking trick. many of my friends relationships broke up or were in the "dog house" cause of fb. fuck facebook.

SOFA-KING true!

This is why you date chicks in the poor parts of town. No one is going to walk all the way to the bus stop, just to go to the library so they can post on FB how great of a time they had with you last night.

Use some common sense. lol.

Also, if I deleted all of my "annoying friends" who only posted whiny shit...I would have no one left, lol. Hence, why I moved away.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
Trojans11:
facebook is the fucking death of trying to get with more than 1 girl at the same time... it's a fucking trick. many of my friends relationships broke up or were in the "dog house" cause of fb. fuck facebook.

well if you're gonna be banging more than one girl at the same time, wouldn't your relationship eventually go to shit anyways, regardless of facebook?

 
lookatmycock:
Trojans11:
facebook is the fucking death of trying to get with more than 1 girl at the same time... it's a fucking trick. many of my friends relationships broke up or were in the "dog house" cause of fb. fuck facebook.

well if you're gonna be banging more than one girl at the same time, wouldn't your relationship eventually go to shit anyways, regardless of facebook?

With that attitude it will.

 

Yeah who are these LOSERS complaining about a 9 to 5 job when I'm a hardass who works 14 hour days for minimum wage

HAHA what kind of jackass thinks its cool to have a life outside of banking and is all normal and shit. I mean they are too lazy to even read other ppls wall posts and complain about it on a internet forum to make themselves feel good.

Fuck yo

 
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jumbles:
Yeah who are these LOSERS complaining about a 9 to 5 job when I'm a hardass who works 14 hour days for minimum wage

HAHA what kind of jackass thinks its cool to have a life outside of banking and is all normal and shit. I mean they are too lazy to even read other ppls wall posts and complain about it on a internet forum to make themselves feel good.

Fuck yo

Unfortunately most people here, myself included, equate "normal" with "average" and "mediocre". I personally don't have any desire to be 26, with a wife who is knocked up, who has never worked a real full time job but has 4 years worth of students loans, with a dog (vet bills), with a mortgage payment (and repair costs), a car payment or two, the aforementioned student loans about to kick in with no savings. Outside of the dog, none of that sounds remotely fun or interesting to me.

I realize that is rather specific but it is based on a friend I know back home. He makes about $50k now (not too bad back home) but recently took a $30k pay cut because of some restructuring they did at work. There is no way I would have let my wife get pregnant, (1) because kids can always wait, (2) I am selfish and would be pissed that she was trying to get out of having a real job (for the first time in her life) by getting knocked up and (3) because there are a shit ton of bills to pay. I would have made her work until the loans were paid and there was a decent nest egg. My buddy, who loves his job and is really good at it, basically works on a commission...and that is the last place I would want to be with a kid on the way. BUT, well there is half a dozen other couples (nearly all of them bf/gf from HS) who have a has and a dog or two and a new born or a kids on the way...so we have to fit in!

Bullshit. In my opinion, she is being selfish, he is being a pushover and they both are being entirely irresponsible. But that seems to be par-for-the-course now a days.

Also, working a "9-5" does not guarantee life outside of work. Maybe it gives you the availability, but it certainly doesn't guarantee the funds to partake in the action, nor does it somehow imply that you have a handle on things. I admire the people on this site (for the most part) because it take a lot of foresight to push aside the "fun" things in life while you are in school and for your first few years of work in an effort to get ahead and allow themselves the opportunity to do what they want in the future. I've always said, "You will always have to make a sacrifice, it's just a matter of when". And that holds true, save for the extremely wealth, the extremely poor and the extremely lucky.

I'm not interested in being average.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
she_monkey:
HAHAHA i thought exactly the same thing a couple wks ago

"oh i dreeaaad the day I have to work 9-5, 5 days a week" i had just gotten back from a >12-hour (forgot exact, as usual) work day when i read that....fun

jumbles:
Yeah who are these LOSERS complaining about a 9 to 5 job when I'm a hardass who works 14 hour days for minimum wage

HAHA what kind of jackass thinks its cool to have a life outside of banking and is all normal and shit. I mean they are too lazy to even read other ppls wall posts and complain about it on a internet forum to make themselves feel good.

Fuck yo

dude, cut the estrogen shots there is no need to be so sensitive

 

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