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Yeah it's pretty subtle humor. Thought it was pretty intelligent though.

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Yeah it's pretty subtle humor. Thought it was pretty intelligent though.

It's just a caricature of a typical finance guy. Nothing super clever about this one
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I thought it was pretty funny; mainly because its so true to life that it was painful to watch. Although it gave the girl way too much credit, as if finance d-bags are the only garden variety tools in NYC. There are plenty of tacky name-dropping chicks in this city. If this was truly accurate, the chick would have gone to Williams and worked in PR or fashion, she would have been overly self-conscious about being viewed as dumb and so she would have been an insufferable know it all and thought she was the smartest thing to be dropped on this planet since Plato shat in his handkerchief. She would have gone on and on about how much she loves sailing off of Nantucket and drinking single malt scotch etc.

 

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