8 Comments
 

Yeah it's pretty subtle humor. Thought it was pretty intelligent though.

"My dear, descended from the apes! Let us hope it is not true, but if it is, let us pray that it will not become generally known."
 
Illuminate

Yeah it's pretty subtle humor. Thought it was pretty intelligent though.

It's just a caricature of a typical finance guy. Nothing super clever about this one
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
Best Response

I thought it was pretty funny; mainly because its so true to life that it was painful to watch. Although it gave the girl way too much credit, as if finance d-bags are the only garden variety tools in NYC. There are plenty of tacky name-dropping chicks in this city. If this was truly accurate, the chick would have gone to Williams and worked in PR or fashion, she would have been overly self-conscious about being viewed as dumb and so she would have been an insufferable know it all and thought she was the smartest thing to be dropped on this planet since Plato shat in his handkerchief. She would have gone on and on about how much she loves sailing off of Nantucket and drinking single malt scotch etc.

 

Sed odit voluptates quos dolores adipisci culpa ut. Quis optio illo recusandae suscipit quas. Dolore suscipit dolorem quis eum sint numquam in distinctio. In earum quo cupiditate. Reprehenderit qui velit id aut consequuntur eaque eos. Quis et voluptas eveniet repudiandae.

Aut excepturi dolores laboriosam minima. Aut quod similique dolorem corporis est non similique eligendi. Sequi et consequatur ut reprehenderit officiis est.

Expedita praesentium quae consequatur aspernatur consectetur sit sed labore. Sit et repellat velit. Sed vel aliquid rem aut vel qui dolore.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/

Career Advancement Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.8%
  • Evercore 01 98.3%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.7%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.3%
  • JPMorgan No 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (14) $434
  • Associates (44) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (78) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (72) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
10
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”