High School Yearbook Quote

Did you have something lame? I know a ton of people who were dumb as shit and never going to amount to anything had the quote from gladiator 'What we do now echoes into eternity". Such optimistic failures.

Mine personally was something rather cynical (and i forgot who wrote it because I cant remember the verbatim quote )

"Humans are the only species known to systematically prey upon one another."

my friend mike had 'Now is not the time to be making enemies" which is Voltaire's quote from his death bed when he was asked to renounce Satan.

 
Hamilton:

a bow tie?

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
scottj19x89:
Hamilton:

a bow tie?

...like a boss
"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 

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