I want to slam my ferrari into the side of a mountain at 130 after I pass out from drinking too much 18 year old scotch.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
I want to slam my ferrari into the side of a mountain at 130 after I pass out from drinking too much 18 year old scotch.
this is inspiring...the mountain will be in Switzerland, just outside your ski resort, and it will be 5:15am after an all night clubbing coke binge, right?
 
heister:
Jump out of a spaceship and die holding my breath.
You'll die of asphyxiation before your lungs have a chance to explode- tough to keep the oxygen in your blood deliverable when you are in a vacuum.

If I can't get nerd rapture, I'll settle for getting sucked into a t-storm on a hang glider. I've always wanted to make it up to 50,000 feet.

 

After a couple decades in finance, I'd have more than enough money to do this (cryogenically freeze myself):

"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 
aempirei:
swagon:
I want to die of a heart attack induced by a cocaine binge with Kenny Powers.
Do you also walk like an Egyptian?

do you fuck dudes? dont call the man out for having a dream

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

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