How does one grow $5,000 to $1,000,000

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Your life savings and assets are taken away due to identity theft and crappy luck. You lost your job, wife and kids. Your dog left you for your neighbor's premium canine chow. All you have left is $5,000 and you've given up on life so all you care about is turning it into $1,000,000. You're ready to palm those millions as soon as you can. What do you do?

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