here are my views. i'm pro gay marriage, pro choice on abortion, for legalizing marijuana, pro euthanasia, anti death penalty, pro criminal justice reform, pro net neutrality, oppose voter ID laws, etc. however, i like limited government, low taxes, low regulations, and very much like free trade. i oppose obamacare and dodd-frank, and keynesian economics (i like chicago school/monetarism/milton friedman). i'm open to a negative income tax as a form of basic income though.
i hate minimum wage laws, corporate taxes, public sector labor unions, etc. i like school choice: i went to private schools bc of vouchers my family got. i honestly don't care about trans bathrooms, they can use whatever they want for whatever i care. but i think people who call themselves "genderfluid" or "pansexual" might have a mental illness.
obamacare's retarded, the individual mandate was a failure. i do care for the sick though, and want to protect ppl with pre-existing conditions. but it's better to invest in HSAs and high-risk pools than a bullshit insurance mandate and 10,000,000 regulations. we need to compete across state lines and curb medical malpractice lawsuits with tort reform.
i really dislike trump and sanders' protectionism bc i fucking love free trade. people in both parties who oppose free trade are mentally retarded and don't know jack SHIT about economics. I thought the Trans Pacific Partnership was FUCKING GREAT. but FUCK bernie sanders-style socialism, and FUCK COMMUNISM.
i'm moderate on foreign policy. i don't call myself a libertarian bc i don't believe in withdrawing from the world completely and not having any military interventionism. also libertarians are more socially liberal than i am (being ok with polygamy, fuck that, that's nasty) and way too fiscally conservative (we need some taxation, maybe a consumption tax, but no taxation is FULL RETARD). also austrian economics and reintroducing the gold standard seems dumb, i prefer chicago school, milton friedman style conservative economics.
to be fair, there are things the government does that I like, like carbon taxes on negative externalities. i believe climate change is real, man made, and needs a solution. but overall i like free market capitalism.
i am pro nuclear power and pro gmos. also fuck the NSA and warantless wiretapping.
i support a pathway to citizenship for current DACA recipients. for parents however, if they did no violent crimes, they can get a pathway to some legal status, but not citizenship. violent motherfuckers get deported ASAP though. also i hate sanctuary cities. and this is only if it's 100% tied to much stronger border security and enforcement. also i support ending the lottery system for legal immigration and ending chain migration, and moving more toward a merit-based system of immigration. also, i don't think birthright citizenship should be a thing anymore cuz of anchor babies. so on immigration, i have a mix of liberal and conservative views. i don't support taking in more refugees from the middle east until we can ensure our vetting is fucking amazing.
also i hate the SJW/PC/radical feminist bullshit going on in society and on colleges and shit. fuck safe spaces, microaggressions, trigger warnings, cultural appropriation, all that nonsense. who cares about "representation" in the media. our culture has become pussified and you can't tell any jokes anymore. also the james damore essay was funny as people, people got too butthurt. i think men are discriminated against a lot too, like in divorce proceedings and child custody. i don't really like feminism. also i hate the ideology of Islam (but im an atheist who thinks all religions are retarded). i fucking hate the religious right/christian right and will judge people who believe in creationism to be dumbfucks.
also i am pro guns.
MY NUMBER ONE GOAL IS TO BECOME RICH AS FUCK AND BANG HOT CHICKS
i guess i lean libertarian, but they crank up everything to the extreme. so given my views, should i vote democrat or republican?