I accidentally jacked off in the office
Currently work at a MM investment bank and was working pretty late last night. It was a Friday and very few people were still in the office. I said fuck it and texted my ex because I was bored, and we actually had a fun conversation, it even got to the point where she sent me a naked picture. By this point I'm fully turned on and just start jacking it. Like max force, I'm just going at it. I thought no one would see me but then an intern walks by and sees what's happening, he literally breaks down and starts crying (He's an IUKelley kid for reference) and one of the analysts comes over and asks what's wrong, he said (my name) is jacking off in the office. The analyst tells a director and I literally get fired. I told him I wasn't jacking off, but they literally have video of me doing it on the security camera. What should my next move be?
Poor troll attempt
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Should've went to the bathroom smh
Ask your ex to blow your director
i had to do a double take at the title and make sure it wasnt one of my posts i forgot about
Lmaooooo
Definitely a tier 3 MM from the sounds of it. What bum director is still looking through his inbox on a late friday? Probably not HL/JEF/Blair, more so Stifel/BMO/Janney Montgomery Scott
What a classic IU Kelley move - snitching on a homie juss tryna buss a nut
I don't think OP knows what the word accidentally means.
Clearly wasn't an accident, bud
Assuming post isn't a troll, love how literally the first word is a lie.
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