I am POOR, UGLY and STUPID man. I am willing to do ANYTHING. Please tell me, how do I become RICH?
Imagine being born in India... with nothing...
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Start a business or get connections. Hard to get qualifications to get a good job without having money to pay for them, unless you're the top 3% skill or attitude wise and can get substantial scholarships.
DISRUPT and UPEND the illegal drug ECOSYSTEM. BUILD your own narcotics EMPIRE!
Take a left at the end of the road, then 3rd exit at the roundabout. After reaching a T-junction in about 85 yards, go right, park by the large Oak Tree (the one with the crooked branch). Finally, honk your horn 3 times, a guy should come up to your window and ask for the password. Reply "Cash rules everything around me CREAM!!", then he will give you a suitcase.
The contents inside the suitcase you might ask... A large mirror.
Moral of the story: No one can help you succeed except you.
First, work on your self-esteem. Any further discussion without this is useless
Agreed. "Whether you think you can or can't, you're right"
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
This confession has meant NOTHING.
Hey guys, its themonkeyking
Ok bro, :
No one cares about your posts either. Not even yo' mama.
Go on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." Yoir answers will derive from ur life experience. Your brother may have sex with ur future GF BUT she will come back
Capture a video of yourself experiencing a trauma to the groin and send the video in self-address envelope to: P.O. Box 4333 Hollywood, CA 90078 USA
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