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Take a left at the end of the road, then 3rd exit at the roundabout. After reaching a T-junction in about 85 yards, go right, park by the large Oak Tree (the one with the crooked branch). Finally, honk your horn 3 times, a guy should come up to your window and ask for the password. Reply "Cash rules everything around me CREAM!!", then he will give you a suitcase.

The contents inside the suitcase you might ask... A large mirror.

Moral of the story: No one can help you succeed except you.

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Hey guys, its themonkeyking

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

No one cares about your posts either. Not even yo' mama.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

Go on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." Yoir answers will derive from ur life experience. Your brother may have sex with ur future GF BUT she will come back

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