I am POOR, UGLY and STUPID man. I am willing to do ANYTHING. Please tell me, how do I become RICH?

Start a business or get connections. Hard to get qualifications to get a good job without having money to pay for them, unless you're the top 3% skill or attitude wise and can get substantial scholarships.

Take a left at the end of the road, then 3rd exit at the roundabout. After reaching a T-junction in about 85 yards, go right, park by the large Oak Tree (the one with the crooked branch). Finally, honk your horn 3 times, a guy should come up to your window and ask for the password. Reply "Cash rules everything around me CREAM!!", then he will give you a suitcase.

The contents inside the suitcase you might ask... A large mirror.

Moral of the story: No one can help you succeed except you.

First, work on your self-esteem. Any further discussion without this is useless

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Hey guys, its themonkeyking

Go on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." Yoir answers will derive from ur life experience. Your brother may have sex with ur future GF BUT she will come back

Capture a video of yourself experiencing a trauma to the groin and send the video in self-address envelope to: P.O. Box 4333 Hollywood, CA 90078 USA

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