I hate

**Lets keep this politics free**

I fucking HATE New York State. Double dipping cock suckers. Driver Responsibility Assessment Fee. God damn I hate that state so much. I cannot tell all of you how happy I am to have left that over taxed shit hole.

HATE!

Oh, Cuomo sucks balls also. Tool bag

I HATE Stubhub. 10% fee?! Cocksuckers. I go on Ebay and the seller gets fucked. Fine, appropriate. You pay for the marketplace. These whores dick both ends. Piece of shit. Ticketmaster was bad, but these trashbags take the cake.

HATTTTEEEEEEEEEE

So feel free to all vent. I'd include taxes in this, but I always hate them. Especially bonus season which is disgusting to watch half what I worked for disappear. Barf.

 

I hate people who use pet names like "sweetie," "honey," and "baby" when they DON'T KNOW ME. Unless you're my parent or grandparent, the cliche waitress stereotype at a diner, or someone I have sex with on a routine basis and spend time with in the daylight, I don't want to be referred to as anything besides my name or a generally-accepted nickname. Between those two categories, you have PLENTY of options.

 
mango001:
I hate people who use pet names like "sweetie," "honey," and "baby" when they DON'T KNOW ME. Unless you're my parent or grandparent, the cliche waitress stereotype at a diner, or someone I have sex with on a routine basis and spend time with in the daylight, I don't want to be referred to as anything besides my name or a generally-accepted nickname. Between those two categories, you have PLENTY of options.
Got it, jefe.
 
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i hate it when people forget to put ketchup in my egg sandwich. then, when i return, they hand me ketchup packets that i have to squeeze into my sandwich as i'm running to avoid being late to where i have to be (i dont care what you say, egg sammys taste good.) this happens consistently when i'm in manhattan.

i hate that cigarettes there are like 15 bucks.

i also hate that i can't pass through one block without being the victim of smoke blowing in my face from some rat meat cart.

i also hate it when some tourist assholes stop in the middle of the sidewalk to look at something.

there's just too much shit i hate about nyc in general. but there's also a lot of great stuff.

 
TNA:
HATE!

Bro, wanna come crash my couch and do some heli-quality backcountry skiing? 'Tis the season :D

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
TNA:
HATE!

Bro, wanna come crash my couch and do some heli-quality backcountry skiing? 'Tis the season :D

See, I like snow when there is some form of balling behavior involved in it. Nothing balling about driving to bum fuck to see my parents and drink with townies.

 
TNA:
See, I like snow when there is some form of balling behavior involved in it. Nothing balling about driving to bum fuck to see my parents and drink with townies.

Shit son, a real baller would MAKE his drive to the bumfuck boonies baller. Gotta represent the 6 fig salary

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

When I'm trying to network and the senior I'm networking with won't get another beer so that means I can't get another beer.

When liquor stores close. Has anyone ever thought of passing some kind of 24/7 liquor law? Jesus.

When I'm trying to buy some pot and I realize I'm too old to find anyone else who has a connection.

LinkedIn. Fuck that shit.

When my favorite bars all close on Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Very inconsiderate.

OP thanks for initiating this. Decent post.

 
Clutchmeister:

When I'm trying to network and the senior I'm networking with won't get another beer so that means I can't get another beer.

When liquor stores close. Has anyone ever thought of passing some kind of 24/7 liquor law? Jesus.

When I'm trying to buy some pot and I realize I'm too old to find anyone else who has a connection.

LinkedIn. Fuck that shit.

When my favorite bars all close on Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Very inconsiderate.

OP thanks for initiating this. Decent post.

Drizly app for liquor
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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