If you're for real, then for fucks sake, you're 12. You probably havent even had sex yet, so how will you experience the bliss taste of death if you havent tasted the bitter yet sweet taste of life. Get it together man.

If you're a troll though, haha bleach lol xd and go back to reddit thank you.

 

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

We can all help prevent suicide. The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals.

1-800-273-8255

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline  1-800-273-8255
 

Join IB. You'll die quickly due to lack of sleep and exhaustion.

 

Please please don't do this. DMs are open if you want to chat. At any age, there is so much to live for and look forward to. Please reach out to someone for help.

I don't know you, or anything about you, but I do know this: Someone loves you. You are loved.

 

If you are serious, there is always a tomorrow and tomorrow could be better than today.  Bad stuff happens but it is usually temporary.  

If this is a joke, you are an a-hole.  

 

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