If you are a GDI, be a proud GDI

Back to school. A new round of frat season starts again. If you happen to be a GDI, please be happy about what you are. Keep your head up, make your ego big. Be proud, be cool. It is nothing about the greek affiliation, it is all about your personal style. Please don’t be afraid to bro any frat douche or get any sororostitute, even after being turned away at the door a million times. Remember, if you can't rule as a frat star, try triumph as a GDI king. The latter asks for more balls. Regards from a retired GDI who kept a routine of rocking to a different frat house every single weekend. Frat hard, frat often.

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You're the man

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.
 

Your campus must have sucked if geeds were let in on Fraternity Row.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

[quote=BlackHat]I'm confused... http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=gdi&ql=1[/quote]

Translation: nobody gives a fuck about your shitty frat after college. Shit, most people don't give a fuck about your shitty frat while they're IN college.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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great video, dude. my vote goes to Jimmy, west coast bros are not all lame. didn't know that.

--Money can't buy happiness. it can only buy orgasms. --Who the hell says I want happiness? Orgasms all I need.
 

This is not TotalFratMove.com or College ACB... Stop giving females a bad rep here and gtfo

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 

I never had a problem with GDIs. Then again, by the time I was a Junior, all my friends regardless of being a GDI or not just cut the line anyway dropping my name at the door with the all important I'll get him out here and you don't want him to come out here and yell at you line. It happened every week and the pledges still never learned who my friends were until the last 2-3 weeks of the semester every year. It was good to be in charge and occasionally watch as people cut the line dropping brothers names and getting called out on that shit.

 

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