Incoming intern hitting on a cougar MD

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Guys, I will be interning at a MM this summer and I desperately need help from you guys.
As the title clearly stated, I think I am having a crush on a MD at my bank, who happened to be one of my interviewer in my Superday. Immediately found her Linkedin that day and sent a request, along with a note (very formal).
She recently accepted my request, probably too busy lately and now she has time to check her Linkedin.
Any suggestion on the next move/how to ask her out?

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Mar 29, 2018

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Dec 29, 2017
EightInches:

Any suggestion on the next move/how to ask her out?

Wait just before the moment she retires and pass her a note. "Will you go out with me, yes/no." You know the deal. Yeah, she'll be 65, but that's perfect for you. If she plays hard to get or runs away, it'll be all good because you can catch her (you can definitely run faster than a 65 year old...).

amirite6?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Dec 29, 2017

There's a million girls you dont work with that you could go chasing. You can maybe be open and friendly to see if she flirts at all but making any kind of bold first move opens you up to the potential of political suicide in the office. Focus on your new internship and doing good work to further your budding career.

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Dec 29, 2017

Ask our girl Justine @TOBINCO.

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Jan 7, 2018

... but put a condom on, Justine keeps getting pregnant.

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Jan 8, 2018
Sil:

Ask our girl Justine @TOBINCO.

People like you are the reason she doesn't look insane for hating this site. Given her recent twitter posts, I'm sure you waited for a thread like this just to really press her buttons.

Justine Tobin might make Leona Helmsley look like a nice boss, but you're an even bigger asshole than she is.

Have some class; leave the poor woman alone.

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Jan 8, 2018

@IlliniProgrammer, I have plenty of class, but not for self-righteous assholes like this. Respect is earned, not given. In the case of Justine Tobin, the lady comes into WSO several months ago and as payback for my honest review of her firm and interview process, she tries outing me on here, but of course gets it wrong and posts the LinkedIn of some random kid.

Do some research before hounding someone next time. You won't look like an asshole then.

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Dec 29, 2017

After you fuck her if she leaves a tip you'll know you did a good job

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Dec 29, 2017

Assuming you're not trolling, this is a very risky move and I wouldn't do it. There are far too many ways this could go wrong for you in multiple ways to make it remotely worth it.

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Dec 30, 2017

Screen name...?

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Dec 30, 2017

You should destroy your career before it even starts and then tell us about it later.

"Work ethic, work ethic" - Vince Vaughn
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Dec 30, 2017
Yankee Doodle:

You should destroy your career before it even starts

haha I was thinking this too

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Dec 30, 2017

Pickup master checkin in

Ask her out as soon as possible. You have to establish a sexual relation before your professional relation, otherwise she would hesitate to go out with you since she would be afraid that It will affect your professional relation.

I suggest you asking her on your first day. It really shows that you have giant balls and it is massive prove of value

Dec 30, 2017

Make it bold Cotton, DM her a dick pic on LinkedIn.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays

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Jan 6, 2018

HAHA You got me on that one!!

Jan 5, 2018

Seriously, you guys are not helpful at all. Stop trolling me, alright. I know the chance I will fck shit up is pretty damn high, that's why I need bankers brains to help me devise a deliberate strategy.

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Jan 5, 2018

This is one of the worst trolls I've ever seen, which is the real problem here. This is embarrassingly bad. One needs to be funny in order to troll effectively. You're an embarrassment to every troll everywhere. Many have dedicated years, even their whole lives, to becoming humorous and effective trolls. It's clear you haven't. Delete this account.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Jan 5, 2018

why get angry, bro? i'm not hitting on your wife or anything

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Jan 5, 2018

The only way I see forward for you is to ask her out on a middle of the day coffee in a very formal note. She'll most likely put you on her calendar. Of course you will accept the invitation. Once you're meeting her, offer her to buy, if she accepts, she probably wants to fuck. Most likely, she'll just decline.

What you need to do is ask her intently about her background. You're in front of her so that you can make her catch feels. Don't be afraid to reach out and put your hand over hers. Also, stare deep into her eyes when you tell her you're "so happy" she took the meeting. You need ABC, always be caring. And touching. Touching is good.

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Jan 5, 2018

Whilst on this coffee, tell her she should've worn a different outfit because "cmon, you're prettier than that"

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Jan 5, 2018

Tell her to wear a skirt. A dress or something. And high heels, tell her you like high heels.

Jan 7, 2018

Go all in, OP #yolo.

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Jan 7, 2018

lmao

"If you're afraid - don't do it, if you're doing it - don't be afraid!"
-- Genghis Khan

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Jan 8, 2018

When I was an intern at an AM firm I banged a 38 year old credit analyst. Me and my friends ran into her and her friends at a hotel bar. When I woke up in her room, she wasn't there so I gathered my things and bounced. While walking down the stairs I heard her apartment door open, her hoping to enlist my confidence I've always imagined, but I just kept walking and we didn't speak again until the end of my internship, 2.5 months later.

She was so uncomfortable in the office from then on out--must've been a helluva summer for her. On the last day the interns have a party and she came up to me and asked if I ever told anyone to which I replied no. Said she owed me one--not sure how she figured that and even though this was 3 years ago I fully intend on cashing in. Don't care how long I have to wait a debt is a debt and a credit analyst on the PM track, even one dumb enough to sleep with an intern, should know this.

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