Indian Forum Thread

While searching for some Indian forums discussing Satyam... I stumbled upon this little gem.

Que. I’m 19 and I think I’m addicted to masturbation. I masturbate so much that blisters and cuts are forming on my penis. The cuts are really beginning to hurt; it’s even painful to walk now. Can you help me?
sanjay p: hey..U shagged to glory.. and now ur dick hurts.. Well.. I can understand what that means..Anyway..Out of pure exp.. i can tell ya.. try some ointment/cream and keep the dick well moistured the whole day..Use some moisturizing cream or get Betnovate and try it out.. 2-3 days and dick will be back to normal..And yes.. when treatment is on.. shagging is gone..Hope my advice helps ya..
Jaggu:U better use Colgate Gel.
Trust me it will really work….

Ksheu Uehsk : Dear Friend, One most important thing to be known is that the skin of penis is very soft, i think you are using ‘Soap’ for masturdating, if so, my friend soap contains acid, which is harming your willy. Stop using soap and start oil as an lubricating agent. I hope my suggestion will help you with your problem.

Kaushal: All the advice that’s given above is really helpful to me, thanks to everyone,but i need an advice regarding this….I face the same problem the guy faces and in addition to that, i also face dullness, nervous tension( feel like some parasites are eating my nerves ) and loss of mental alertness ( i always feel like sleeping a lot), this nervous tension also caused me bad results in my exams.
I remember i shagged an hour before my EAMCET exam looking my neighbour girl and my ranked dropped to worst.
please help me out, i’m 20 now!

 

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