Is Age Prestigious?

If so, this guy takes the cake:

http://www.smh.com.au/world/outnumbered-by-the-girls-hes-the-last-man-s…

Let's break it down real quick:

-Born in the 1800s
-In his 20s (like most of us now) during WORLD WAR FUCKING ONE
-In his 30s during the Great Depression
-In his 40s during World War II
-Retired BEFORE THE VIETNAM WAR
-Still kickin'

 

I read somewhere a long time ago that it has to do with the low-calorie diet

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I was reading that there are 200 people in the world (60 verified) over 110 right now, of which about half are from the United States. So it's not like the U.S. doesn't have its share of super centenarians.

60 verified? Where'd the other 140 come from? Some seedy ass regression?
 

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