Models and Bottles Baby...Models and Bottles...

Has anyone seen this youtube clip?

I honestly giggle my ass off every time at how much of a tool this guy is...

I finally realize 6 months in that this line of work is in fact Revenge of the Nerds...

Only he fails to realize we're bottom of the totem pole at the age of 23...supposedly he lost his job at Morgan Stanley...Is this true?

Goes back to excel

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These guys are complete nerds...It is evident that money does not buy class.

How about those girls? They are trashy and ugly. They look like escorts.

the guy made it seem like there were so many girls surrounding him... there was two girls to, I believe, it was 4-5 guys...that is a shity ratio.

One word to describe these guys Pathetic.

 

That's pretty funny that he got fired. I remember my old boss showing this to me and laughing his head off. What a loser. Those girls are not attractive btw.

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I like the beginning, where they leave their crappy apartment which is probably being shared by 3-4 dudes (probably had to "create" an additional bedroom with plywood to afford the rent).

This stuff's hilarious. It's the "yeah, I drop $300 a night when I go out" mentality. When you work 120hrs/week and dinner's paid for, then you go all out that one night a week (probably Friday) and brag about it (or in this case, have it filmed).

Here in LA, you couldn't really do that, we're all about the happy hour scene (when you can leave work at 6PM, you hit up the happy hours). This East Coast guy I know tried to get in at Hyde on a Tuesday night by offering to buy 3 bottles of Cristal with his buddies... he was promptly rejected.

 

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