Models and Bottles Baby...Models and Bottles...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0TGpe2KMUs&NR=1
Has anyone seen this youtube clip?

I honestly giggle my ass off every time at how much of a tool this guy is...

I finally realize 6 months in that this line of work is in fact Revenge of the Nerds...

Only he fails to realize we're bottom of the totem pole at the age of 23...supposedly he lost his job at Morgan Stanley...Is this true?

Goes back to excel

Comments (25)

Dec 20, 2007

This guy's a muppet.

Dec 20, 2007

Wow, that guy is a riot! Thank God my future team is not like that.

Remember, you will always be a salesman, no matter how fancy your title is.

- My ex girlfriend

Dec 20, 2007

he was at morgan stanley in fixed income. after the bank found out, he was fired.

Dec 20, 2007

He was in financial controllers group or some back office role.

Dec 20, 2007

anyone else notice the wedding ring on his finger?

Classy dude...c l a s s y

Dec 20, 2007

These guys are complete nerds...It is evident that money does not buy class.

How about those girls? They are trashy and ugly. They look like escorts.

the guy made it seem like there were so many girls surrounding him... there was two girls to, I believe, it was 4-5 guys...that is a shity ratio.

One word to describe these guys Pathetic.

Dec 20, 2007

What a faggot.

Dec 20, 2007

Here's the kicker though: once you guys start banking you'll realize how many of those people there actually are in the field. Bankers can be surprisingly awkward and un-classy.

Dec 20, 2007

from last summer, in fixed income ops at MS. was promptly fired.

who fucking cares about a plymouth prowler.

Dec 24, 2007
2007Analyst:

from last summer, in fixed income ops at MS. was promptly fired.

who fucking cares about a plymouth prowler.

Porsche Boxster actually, but what's the difference eh?

Dec 20, 2007

from last summer, in fixed income ops at MS. was promptly fired.

who *ucking cares about a plymouth prowler.

Dec 20, 2007

i actually know a couple of guys back in college who took up jobs in ops so that they can boost to their friends that they "work in an IB". Pathetic isn't it?

Dec 20, 2007

Those girls are absolutely tooling him to get time in front of the camera. I love how he keeps talking about the great time he's having when it's painfully obvious that he isn't.

Dec 20, 2007

get a job in ib, brag about your lifestyle, company finds out you made a video, you get fired...priceless.

Dec 20, 2007
themilkman:

get a job in ib, brag about your lifestyle, company finds out you made a video, you get fired...priceless.

Does Peter Chung ring a bell...

Dec 21, 2007

That's pretty funny that he got fired. I remember my old boss showing this to me and laughing his head off. What a loser. Those girls are not attractive btw.

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Dec 24, 2007
Dec 25, 2007
someguy1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBNlg6hCHw

here'th to living thingle
theeing double
threethometh
foreplay
five of a kind
thixpackth
theven dayth a week
new york.

he's a proper douche.

Dec 24, 2007

I like the beginning, where they leave their crappy apartment which is probably being shared by 3-4 dudes (probably had to "create" an additional bedroom with plywood to afford the rent).

This stuff's hilarious. It's the "yeah, I drop $300 a night when I go out" mentality. When you work 120hrs/week and dinner's paid for, then you go all out that one night a week (probably Friday) and brag about it (or in this case, have it filmed).

Here in LA, you couldn't really do that, we're all about the happy hour scene (when you can leave work at 6PM, you hit up the happy hours). This East Coast guy I know tried to get in at Hyde on a Tuesday night by offering to buy 3 bottles of Cristal with his buddies... he was promptly rejected.

Dec 24, 2007

These sad sacks of shit make me want to puke. I'd rather participate in the BME Pain Olympics than hang out with these douchebags.

Dec 24, 2007

i wonder if those guys got fired.

Dec 24, 2007

Haha I like the video "someguy1" linked. It's the exact same comments as OP's video: "Oh yea, what you are seeing right now is nothing compared to what is going to happen later, and what you cannot see on the camera..."

Remember, you will always be a salesman, no matter how fancy your title is.

- My ex girlfriend (and one of the many reasons she is my ex)

Dec 25, 2007

I love how the kid calls other guys 'hot'. What straight guy refers to another guy as hot?

Dec 25, 2007
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Dec 26, 2007