No-Wipe Dumps?
As the title suggests, how does one obtain consistent no-wipe dumps?
Any tips/tricks anyone can offer?
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The fact that bidets are not in common use in America is one of the most insane examples of the widespread hygienic degeneracy of our people. Seriously dude, shit does not wipe off with paper clearly, and no one showers every time they take a dump. People are literally walking around us with shit stains dangling in their cracks and it is so disgusting. I've had hand held bidets installed in my house since I was child and I literally walk around after a dump feeling like my butthole was baptized by the Department of Health. I literally feel like I'm hygienically superior to everyone around me just because of the simple fact that there isn't a perpetual cycle of fecal matter producing friction every time I walk.
If someone were to throw a bunch of Nutella on your arm and it stuck to you, simply taking a piece of toilet paper and wiping yourself a few times would not get rid of the stain, residue, or the smell. We would use water to wash it off, now think of someone throwing shit on you and instead of washing it off you wipe it with a shoddy piece of paper and then leave it on your skin for an indefinite amount of time. THIS IS INSANE! Especially with heavy clothes and warmer temperatures, oh god, imagine the poop stain colonies residing in a person's buttcrack in the summer... I feel sick just typing this. Invest in a bidet, use wet wipes, or do something man. The whole toilet paper concept is just so... shitty.
I think you misunderstood the question, but thanks for your insight
Amen!
Bro you must give a lot of rim jobs for this to be such an issue
What exactly is a hand-held bidet? I thought they were all stationary toilets? I shower after every poop. It's just absurd not to at this point. For real, I fear the day when I am old and have to live in assisted living or something and need someone to wipe for me. I just feel bad for that person.
Bro if you feel the need to shower after every poop then a hand held bidet will change your life. You can get one at Home Depot, its basically a mini shower nozzle attached to the toilet. Just point and shoot.
Hand-held bidets are squirt guns an/or super soakers
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Bidets are tough, I turned on my parents bidet too high once and got water all over the ceiling and they thought a pipe was leaking from the water stain.
Same thing happened when I was younger at my friend's place. Except this bathroom had a dome ceiling with hand painted artwork and it didn't ruin the art, but it made some kind of bubbles or ripples forever on the dome ceiling (middle of top of dome had sunlight). We got in trouble.
lol wtf
1) baby wipes
2) a lot of people shower a lot
3) unless you plan on eating out your make coworkers ass, who cares about their skid marks unless they are tea bagging yoy.
This site is off the rails.
No I meant how do you achieve a dump that comes out so neatly wiping isn't necessary
Shit sticks to your ass because it comes out explosively or because it isn't compact/is a bit liquid. Also, if you have ass hair that is an issue. To have no-wipe dumps you have to shave your asshole, stay marginally dehydrated so your body retains water from everywhere including your shit and keep it in to shit only once every 2 days or so enabling it to become compact. Whilst this may be useful for no-wipe dumps it is shit for you health. Take regular shits and wash your ass. Much better.
Being off the rails is a nice change of pace
What does this mean? Like a no-wipe session when you have crap all over you? Just go off the rails and continue the day like nothing happened?
Seems only suitable for farm workers though.
What the fuck is this thread??? You just consistently outdo yourself with each question you post about.
Edit: The fact that you asked for "tips and tricks" about LITERALLY FUCKING SHITTING actually made me laugh.
Jesus man, get it together.
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