So a granola bar I hid behind my computer monitor is gone this morning. Does anyone have good stories about office food thieves?
I have a good suspicion of who stole it. They will come by shortly to say hello like most days and hint that the cleaning staff stole something off of their desk...
Back in college, I had friend who was into psychedelic mushrooms and had a thief stealing out of his hidden bag. He got crafty and put some mushrooms from the backyard in a bag and waited. Sure enough, a roommate mysteriously became violently ill.
I'm not cruel enough to be so vindictive over a granola bar, but does anyone have a good office vigilante story?