Sooo Apparently North Korea Just Declared War...

 

Not worried, typical chest-pounding from the asshole dictator trying to follow in his father's and grandfather's footsteps by sounding like a hardass.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
subrosa:
hahahahaha, I can't stop laughing at the pictures of him looking towards South Korea with binoculars and the ones of him with his staff in the war room!! What a joke!

The upside-down fucking binoculars... dude's the man.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
StryfeDSP:
NKs gonna get bitch slapped by the dick of liberty if they keep this up.
If I know Liberty, he'll keep his dick in its pants. He'll be hesitant to whip that shit out unless a big ole booty (threat) is imminently grinding (attacking) the dong area (home country).

Liberty also won't shove (station) part of it's ball sack (military) in other people's buttholes (countries/S.Korea) even if they like how feels, because that's reckless use of the ball sack (military) that will create a stinky ball sack (blowback) and indirectly cause your dong shaft (home country) to become a stinky dump area covered in crap (police state).

 
Ron Paul:
StryfeDSP:
NKs gonna get bitch slapped by the dick of liberty if they keep this up.
If I know Liberty, he'll keep his dick in its pants. He'll be hesitant to whip that shit out unless a big ole booty (threat) is imminently grinding (attacking) the dong area (home country).

Liberty also won't shove (station) part of it's ball sack (military) in other people's buttholes (countries/S.Korea) even if they like how feels, because that's reckless use of the ball sack (military) that will create a stinky ball sack (blowback) and indirectly cause your dong shaft (home country) to become a stinky dump area covered in crap (police state).

LOL
 

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