Sooo Apparently North Korea Just Declared War...

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Not worried, typical chest-pounding from the asshole dictator trying to follow in his father's and grandfather's footsteps by sounding like a hardass.

 

Chubby ass-hat needs to stop frontin' b4 dem seals roll up on 'em WHAAA...

I still don't understand the video above all these years later

 
subrosahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing at the pictures of him looking towards South Korea with binoculars and the ones of him with his staff in the war room!! What a joke!

The upside-down fucking binoculars... dude's the man.

 
StryfeDSPNKs gonna get bitch slapped by the dick of liberty if they keep this up.
If I know Liberty, he'll keep his dick in its pants. He'll be hesitant to whip that shit out unless a big ole booty (threat) is imminently grinding (attacking) the dong area (home country).

Liberty also won't shove (station) part of it's ball sack (military) in other people's buttholes (countries/S.Korea) even if they like how feels, because that's reckless use of the ball sack (military) that will create a stinky ball sack (blowback) and indirectly cause your dong shaft (home country) to become a stinky dump area covered in crap (police state).

 
Ron Paul
StryfeDSPNKs gonna get bitch slapped by the dick of liberty if they keep this up.
If I know Liberty, he'll keep his dick in its pants. He'll be hesitant to whip that shit out unless a big ole booty (threat) is imminently grinding (attacking) the dong area (home country).

Liberty also won't shove (station) part of it's ball sack (military) in other people's buttholes (countries/S.Korea) even if they like how feels, because that's reckless use of the ball sack (military) that will create a stinky ball sack (blowback) and indirectly cause your dong shaft (home country) to become a stinky dump area covered in crap (police state).

LOL
 

Nothing new here. North Korea declare / threaten war every few months it seems. US is in a tricky situation though, NK easily has the potential to rain destruction upon Seoul and the thousands of Western expats living there. The best hope is that China decides to reign in KJU a bit.

If anything actually happens, the rest of the world is gonna be punching itself in the face for basically saying, "Psssh, he's not gonna do that..."

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