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Jun 23, 2020 - 3:02pm

that's your standard journalist these days

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Jun 23, 2020 - 3:08pm

She was an accountant

Commercial Real Estate Developer

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Jun 23, 2020 - 3:09pm

Yes, I can read.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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  • Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
Jun 23, 2020 - 5:02pm

Here's what she did at KPMG... She must be great at introductions!

  • Introduced India Partner of the Ethereum Foundation to Head of Digital Village KPMG Singapore in 2017 after attending London FinTech Week 2017 on my own accord
  • Introduced top Japanese telecommunications firm contact with KPMG UK Japan Desk Director
  • Networked extensively internally within KPMG and externally, raising both my profile and KPMG UK LLP My current top viewed post is 15x of then number of followers. This is achieved within 6 months of joining LinkedIn.
Jun 23, 2020 - 5:57pm

My goodness this girl has the biggest balls. I'm kind of impressed that someone could even do this kind of stuff as an entry-level:

"She also refused to sit on the same floor as the rest of the Insurance team, commandeering a meeting room five floors below in which she installed a rice cooker."

  • Business School in IB-M&A
Jun 24, 2020 - 5:45am

The most frantic and poorly executed attempt at a diss track I have ever seen

  • Analyst 1 in CB
Jun 23, 2020 - 8:24pm

Let this be a lesson to all the young people of America. When you have a fake job like HR or media then you can throw as many tantrums as you like, but when you are supposed to be making money (or assisting those making money) that stuff won't fly. Wealthy elites need to make their money first before virtue-signalling. She joined the wrong industry.

  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Jun 24, 2020 - 10:55am

Damn right Son! HR monkeys and startup circus stuff doesn't fly in a real job

Jun 24, 2020 - 10:21pm

...um....She worked in the UK.

Also, I suggest you read the article. She was given more chances than I would think most companies would have given someone.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
Jun 24, 2020 - 3:00am

There's a fair amount of these goobers in public accounting. Public accounting firms seem to be the one-stop-shop for people who graduated with an accounting degree and had no idea they would be doing accounting all day every day.

With that being said, why does the article label her a "trainee accountant" with three years of experience? That's senior accountant level tenure.

  • Intern in PropTrad
Jun 24, 2020 - 6:29am

this article is the funniest thing I have read all lockdown
They reprimand her for eating too much of staff food so she then shows up with plastic containers to take even more . A rice cooker? The bra strap. Calling a partner 'the bald one' even though she knew his name. I cannot stop laughing.

Jun 24, 2020 - 4:34pm

Some of this is really really funny.

Randomly commandeering a floor, taking tons of food, etc... Pretty hilarious tbh.

Jun 24, 2020 - 10:26pm

I mean, he 'mansplained' that jeans aren't appropriate work attire on weekdays. Is that really that bad? My boss once made fun of me for wearing a grey suit instead of charcoal when we had clients in the office and got rained on while going to the cocktail hour afterwards.

Just so you know, I did have an umbrella, but was nice enough to share it with HIS boss, who didn't.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
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Jun 25, 2020 - 4:43am

I've found men to be better at explaining shit than women. Women try to make anything some personal anecdote. So I'll take mansplaining over womansplaining.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/
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