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you're fucking retarded. you can't even formulate a question properly. when's the test? what's your weight and activity level? here's hoping you fail coming from someone with a box of self-test strips currently in his desk

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

The way I got around a drug test was I has my friend (clean) pee in a vial. I then taped it to my gooch and when I got to the test I just took it off and poured it in the test. It stayed warm because of the body heat then I just put the empty vial back on my gooch signed the forum and walked out. You are alone in a room for your actual test so do whatever you are most comfortable with. Really stupid thing to do, but I wish you the best haha.

 

An icy hot patch covering a condom works better. Only works for private employment tests. I'm over here smoking on felony probation. They watch you piss.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Do you think this is impressive? Dude you're so alpha because you got caught breaking a major law and are royally fucked, but youre also sick as fuck because you're still smoking! fuck ya dude, 420 blaze it > career goals every day! sorry but no one is gonna read that and think of you as anything but a sorry sack of shit who never grew up.

 

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