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I posted this on VC, but the position is more Marketing-ish so perhaps a general audience would be more interested than the people who typically frequent the VC forum.

Associate

Paraphrasing responsibilities:

Directly from my source: "The main skill I am looking for is someone web/tech savvy, ideally with some basic HTML, attention to detail (copyediting materials), and good verbal communications skills since they will be interacting with a lot of important people around our conferences. And with at least basic Spanish. "

*Helping coordinate events and working with country-specific VCs on larger scale projects

*Social Media stuff

*Need to speak a language used in latin america (ie: portugese, spanish, etc.)

*Based in NYC with international travel

Hourly pay (unsure of exact rate). I don't know if they accept internationals, but I'll submit your resume anyways.

I'll link you to everything and give you background of how I know the President as well.

 

So I know the President of this firm directly and will post DIRECTLY what has been said about requirements in a follow-up from a meeting.

"The main skill I am looking for is someone web/tech savvy, ideally with some basic HTML, attention to detail (copyediting materials), and good verbal communications skills since they will be interacting with a lot of important people around our conferences. And with at least basic Spanish. "

 
Lambie:
Yup.
cass:
seems much more like a $10/hr social media marketing type role at a VC than any kind of investment role

You sound like those internet virgin nerds who say they wouldn't tap a model because their hips are too wide. Get real. People need jobs; I have a cool opportunity because I know the President of the firm and I post extensive details of the firm to those who send me their resumes. Why don't you two become relevant in the workforce before you make presumptuous judgments.

FYI, I said it's more of a marketing/project management role in the title, so no shit.

 

Take some monkey shit instead. I wasn't bagging on the job or anything, but you're a dick man.

Xepa:
Lambie:
Yup.
cass:
seems much more like a $10/hr social media marketing type role at a VC than any kind of investment role

You sound like those internet virgin nerds who say they wouldn't tap a model because their hips are too wide. Get real. People need jobs; I have a cool opportunity because I know the President of the firm and I post extensive details of the firm to those who send me their resumes. Why don't you two become relevant in the workforce before you make presumptuous judgments.

FYI, I said it's more of a marketing/project management role in the title, so no shit.

 
Best Response
Lambie:
Take some monkey shit instead. I wasn't bagging on the job or anything, but you're a dick man.
Xepa:
Lambie:
Yup.
cass:
seems much more like a $10/hr social media marketing type role at a VC than any kind of investment role

You sound like those internet virgin nerds who say they wouldn't tap a model because their hips are too wide. Get real. People need jobs; I have a cool opportunity because I know the President of the firm and I post extensive details of the firm to those who send me their resumes. Why don't you two become relevant in the workforce before you make presumptuous judgments.

FYI, I said it's more of a marketing/project management role in the title, so no shit.

Who's the dick considering: 1) You started with the insult in a perfectly innoculous thread 2) You have a 5/13 SB to MS ratio; it's not even worth throwing anything at you because your ratio is so shit already. 3) You started a thread on the Monkeying around forum to brag about being on the front page of this site today. Good job; good effort. Prospective Monkey.

 

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