Apr 20, 2019

Watching Porn At Work

While interning at a bank, I overheard employees discussing this.

Is it even a thing?

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Heard a story once of a guy who showed up to an interview extremely early so he could jerk one out in the bathroom (I assume some form of porn was involved). Said it made him assert his dominance and feel more comfortable.

I mean let's face it, if you successfully jerk off in the bathroom pre-interview, you should have no problem during the interview itself.

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always have heard that taking a shit before your interview makes you more confident, but never would have thought of this. genius.

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Do it during the interview to assert your dominance.

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Do it during the interview to assert your dominance.

In that case, he will become omnipotent.

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