Well boys, today I meet with an army recruiter regarding an 18x contract

It's been nice conversing with you all, but I am having a mid-20's life crisis. Friend of mine, who is a Green Beret has been pushing me for years to join up, and more recently another friend of mine who is a Ranger called me out for not doing it either. Yes my job is cool, yes I make good money for a 26 year old, yes I have a hot gf, but god damn if I feel like such a fucking pussy at work. People around me suck dick to get to the next level just to work for the man. I'm out boys!

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cool...saw an interview with tim kennedy who said they were having a real hard time recruiting since america is full of lazy fat as**es. so was wondering how the army is expanding their pool of candidates. anyway, get it.

 

Why? He doesn't want to be a pssy anymore. What else is there to do, but join the armed men in green?

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.
 
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You sarcasm is noted. Also, I don't get the "just to work for the man" - isn't the government the ultimate example of "the man". The OP almost reads like a troll post.

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This gives me joy inside. One more monkey escaping the cube to up their level of badassery.

Never quit, and give em hell!

"Out the garage is how you end up in charge It's how you end up in penthouses, end up in cars, it's how you Start off a curb servin', end up a boss"
 
"Link_REDev" signed Friday afternoon, put two weeks in today, planning to move back home to dial in training. Mom and GF are freaking out. Don't give a fuck. It's on.

Good luck gents

Hahaha atta way. Keep us updated when you can.

Fearless lives forever. Get some.

"Out the garage is how you end up in charge It's how you end up in penthouses, end up in cars, it's how you Start off a curb servin', end up a boss"
 

Good blessings and best wishes to you. I actually tried to join the marines when I was in my 20s but I failed the qualification for MEPS. Good luck and you're always be in my thoughts and prayers. No matter the reason, please take care of yourself and never doubt yourself.

"It's okay, I'll see you on the other side"
 

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