Well boys, today I meet with an army recruiter regarding an 18x contract

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It's been nice conversing with you all, but I am having a mid-20's life crisis. Friend of mine, who is a Green Beret has been pushing me for years to join up, and more recently another friend of mine who is a Ranger called me out for not doing it either. Yes my job is cool, yes I make good money for a 26 year old, yes I have a hot gf, but god damn if I feel like such a fucking pussy at work. People around me suck dick to get to the next level just to work for the man. I'm out boys!

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Mar 29, 2019

Good luck mayne

Mar 29, 2019

what was the age limit?

Mar 29, 2019
td12:

what was the age limit?

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Mar 29, 2019

cool...saw an interview with tim kennedy who said they were having a real hard time recruiting since america is full of lazy fat as**es. so was wondering how the army is expanding their pool of candidates. anyway, get it.

Mar 29, 2019

Cool story!

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Mar 29, 2019

get some

Mar 29, 2019

Takes balls to put your name on that paper. Good luck man.

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Mar 29, 2019

good job.

Mar 29, 2019

This has to be one of the worst reasons to join the military that I've read. Good luck to you regardless.

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Mar 29, 2019

Why? He doesn't want to be a pssy anymore. What else is there to do, but join the armed men in green?

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Mar 29, 2019

You sarcasm is noted. Also, I don't get the "just to work for the man" - isn't the government the ultimate example of "the man". The OP almost reads like a troll post.

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Mar 29, 2019

Four years ago: "What is the best desktop calculator?"

Today: I'm done with society, joining the Green Beret!

Finance, kids, not even once. /s Best of luck, OP!

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Mar 29, 2019

I joined the Army as a PFC at age 26. Probably the best decision I ever made.

I joined the Cavalry. No ground pounding for me LOL. Good luck in snake eater school my friend.

Mar 29, 2019

Best of luck man. Hope you can make it through.

Dayman?

Apr 30, 2019

thanks

Mar 29, 2019

This gives me joy inside. One more monkey escaping the cube to up their level of badassery.

Never quit, and give em hell!

Mar 29, 2019

signed Friday afternoon, put two weeks in today, planning to move back home to dial in training. Mom and GF are freaking out. Don't give a fuck. It's on.

Good luck gents

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Mar 29, 2019
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