Who are the hottest senior women on the street?

Intern in IB - Gen

Inspired by the Eleni Henkel post from last week, who do you think are the baddest baddies in high finance?

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  • Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
Jan 6, 2020

Jillian Mariutti - google her

HFF/JLL debt & equity placement. Absolute rocket

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Jan 6, 2020

Italian Stallion my goodness

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Jan 6, 2020

Helpful bananas from kids jacking it

Gun rights activist
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Funniest
Jan 6, 2020

JANET YELLEN

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Jan 6, 2020

now we're talking

Gun rights activist
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Jan 7, 2020

Thanks for making me be the last guy to leave the office today. I just got my suit dry cleaned too.

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Jan 7, 2020

Imagine if she were your boss...i wouldnt mind working there

Jan 16, 2020

Word

Jan 6, 2020

Justine Tobin

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 6, 2020

Come on man, why you tryna blow up my spot for?

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Jan 6, 2020

wish i didn't google that

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 6, 2020

Just googled her, no wonder their deal flow sucks :)

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Jan 7, 2020

She looks like she was frequently a dare in college

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Jan 7, 2020

you're too much

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 7, 2020

EWWWWWWW

Jan 6, 2020

eleni henkel

Thank you for your interest in the 2020 Investment Banking Full-time Analyst Programme (London) at JPMorgan Chase. After a thorough review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to move forward with your candidacy at this time.

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Jan 6, 2020
IRRection:

eleni henkel

This chic looks like a leather purse...

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 6, 2020
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Jan 6, 2020

yeah, she really gets my inner buffalo bill hot under the collar

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 7, 2020

What does that even mean?

Jan 8, 2020

Gawd dayum her skin is fucked up. I bet Mick Jagger's ball sack is is better shape than her skin.

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Jan 8, 2020

I heard she takes pipeline updates from her recruiters under the tanning booth

Jan 6, 2020

Jewish team always got me

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 6, 2020

If you aint naming names, get up out my trap house.

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  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
Jan 6, 2020
  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
Jan 6, 2020

Seems as if this joker Johnny got banned because of his hard on LOL

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 6, 2020

Hate to see it

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 6, 2020

Split between Henkel and Mariutti

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 6, 2020

What about Kim Posnett?

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 6, 2020

Hm not my taste really

Jan 6, 2020

Not my type, but she's a TMT banking superstar.

Jan 8, 2020

Looks like a girl that's sweet and innocent then BDSMs you into next week.

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 6, 2020

Mary Erdoes Jpm is also one

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 6, 2020

Think Blythe Masters is top tier (ex-JPM)

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Jan 6, 2020

Yeah, Masters is very attractive, elegant, and super intelligent. Youngest female MD in JPM history (made MD at age 28), invented the credit default swap, was the CFO of JPM's banking division and head of global commodities.

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Jan 6, 2020

Nancy Davis

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Jan 6, 2020

She's super nice. Worked on a project with her when I was in b-school.

Jan 6, 2020

Ultra down to earth, humble, intelligent, and gorgeous.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 6, 2020

it has to be masters, Marietta and Henkel

Jan 6, 2020

I have a feeling that some shitty tabloid like business insider, daily mail, efinancial will soon pick this thread up

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Jan 6, 2020

Jeanne Calment...

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 6, 2020

First of all, she is dead and secondly, she wasn't a financier. Please don't distract.

Jan 6, 2020

"THE FEARLESS GIRL STATUE is pretty hot"
-- Jeffrey Epstein

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Jan 7, 2020
Lloyd BIankfein:

"THE FEARLESS GIRL STATUE is pretty hot"
-- Jeffrey Epstein

Ah, I knew you were good friends with him. Real question is, what did you reply to that?

Jan 7, 2020

I'll assume senior has to mean most senior woman at the firm. Otherwise the pool gets pretty deep. For example: https://henkelsp.com/our_team/leah-trabich/

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Jan 7, 2020

Her resume alone is so attractive

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 7, 2020

Henkel's Resume better than Leah and she's also hotter IMO

Jan 7, 2020

Noelle Corum
Libby Cantrill
Oksana Aronov - met her in person...WOW
and back in the day, Sallie Krawcheck

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 7, 2020

Brofessor always coming through with the quality WSO contributions. Thank you sir.

Jan 7, 2020

don't thank me, just get your ass to a PWM conference in Miami or Beverly Hills, you'll have plenty of material

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Jan 7, 2020

Not technically Wall Street, but Marissa Mayer is a smoke.

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Jan 7, 2020

Was going to say the same thing!

Jan 7, 2020

So....the answer is there are no hot senior women on the street.

To be honest, it was a trick question as senior women = hot does not make sense.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 7, 2020

wrong

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Jan 7, 2020

I think there are a lot of hot women at the BBs on the sales side...frankly in front office all the women are either sleek Asians or mostly mediocre-looking-once-chubby Caucasians...throw in some Indians too with sex-starved life. Haven't come across any blacks TBH

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 7, 2020

Again, drop names or scram kid.

Jan 8, 2020

forgot a couple

Liz Young - BNY Mellon strategist
lauren goodwin - NY Life
anastasia amoroso - JPMorgan Private Bank

kate moore, blackrock - honorable mention just because she's absolutely brilliant, well spoken, met her personally and was very humble

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 7, 2020

Also, there's only like 5 senior black women in finance so that makes sense.

Mellody Hobson
Suzanne Shank

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  • Prospect in 
Jan 7, 2020

What about the hottest babes in IR?

Jan 7, 2020

Mellody Hobson, co-CEO and president of Ariel Investments. Smart, charming, beautiful and married some white dude that wrote and directed that little movie franchise, about wars amongst the stars.

Anyone remember Debrahlee Lorenzana? She wasn't senior, she worked at Citi and then JPM. She got fired by Citi over her performance, but she argued it was over her looks and she went to the lawsuit route with Gloria Allred. This was 8 or 10 years ago. Good worker or not, she was definitely a looker.

I agree re: Oksana Aronov, I feel like she's a real-life Wendy Rhoades from Billions - she's never over-dressed in a sexy manner, but there's no denying she's a confident and capable woman.

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 7, 2020

Melody Hobson is NEITHER hot nor attractive. And the citi woman that you mentioned is too low-life to be even discussed on this thread. Pls don't dilute the quality of this discussion, thx

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 7, 2020

1) Don't police my thread.

2) Melody a lil cutie - gotta baby face look to her. Hard to believe she's 50.

3) Don't police my thread.

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Jan 7, 2020

Ann Berry - Cornell Capital. Worth the look up.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 7, 2020

Wow and Cambridge + HBS!!!

Jan 7, 2020

She is someone you wife up, ASAP, when you get a chance... I mean, that is, if you ever do get a chance.

Jan 7, 2020

holy smokes, she's gorgeous

Jan 7, 2020

holy smokes, she's gorgeous

Jan 7, 2020

Well this is for sure getting too creepy now

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

Agree with Skyywalker. Plz delete pic, thx. People can Google.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 7, 2020

Given some of the ugly women being floated around, I feel as if this is a self-plug

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Jan 7, 2020

I love MILFs.

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Jan 7, 2020

Sameeee

Gun rights activist
Jan 7, 2020

Noelle Corum
Angela Aldrich
Marie Bursaux
Cleo Chang
Gwen Cheni
Nidhi Chadda
Soraya Darabi
Celine Kabashima
Joan Lee
Yoko Otsuka

Jan 8, 2020

Taking a wild guess. You have a strong preference for Asian women.

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Jan 8, 2020

I thought everyone likes to eat Chinese.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

Please delete pic, thx. Thanks for submitting.

Jan 8, 2020

done, thx for the feedback

Jan 8, 2020

I am a fan of a few Bloomberg reporters too, particularly Katia Porzecanski and Taylor Riggs

Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.

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Jan 8, 2020

if you add in journalists, all bets are off. much easier to name baddies there

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Jan 8, 2020

Ummm OP?? Pls tell the new analyst that journalists were not part of the thread's question.

Pls advise

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

Bro, change your anonymous tag so I don't look like I'm talking to myself...identity theft much?

I'll allow journalists this one time but generally agree - play within the lines, friends. Journalists like stewardesses must look the part. Too easy. Looking for revenue generating, deal making baddies. Talking women who hold the purse strings.

spiderman

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Jan 8, 2020

Melissa Wasser FT Partners

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

Gotta love when shorties keep the insta public. She's up there for sure.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

We fuckin with Dina Powell or nah?

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Jan 8, 2020

"we've only just begun..."

Jan 9, 2020

anyone noticed how good looking women's 'people also viewed' consists of predominantly other hot babes

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 9, 2020

LinkedIn algorithms ftw

Jan 9, 2020

That ML capability is A1. LinkedIn pays top notch for SWE, especially for AI/ML specialists (off topic)

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary." - Nassim Taleb

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Jan 9, 2020

Due to the overwhelming(surprisingly...you guys are sick fucks), interest of older women in banking I have decided to start selling a "Senior Bankers of Wall Street" Calendar".

Every woman from the above will get a month, what here interests are e.g. Long/Short, Distressed Debt, I-Banking etc.

If that sells well, the next calendar will just be pictures of their feet, for some reasons those are high sellers.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 9, 2020

Just gonna bulldoze over my business expansion plans like that? Smh

  • Associate 1 in ER
Jan 9, 2020

.

Jan 9, 2020

Joy Colantone

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 9, 2020

She is super hot and has popped up on LinkedIn a few times. Can you pls share a link to her Facebook? Need to do some detailed DD

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 9, 2020

you

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020

Pathetic

Jan 10, 2020

I remember a UVA grad who is now a partner at one of GS/MS/JPM in the Chicago office. Unfortunately, I forgot her name.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020
Jan 10, 2020

Yup that's who I am referring to. Thanks.

Jan 10, 2020

Yup that's who I am referring to. Thanks.

Jan 10, 2020

Why does everyone like Henkel? She's orange with leathery skin and a man face.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020

don

Jan 10, 2020

Nina Hartley

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020

I bet you'd like to spread those comps ehh?

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
Jan 10, 2020

Sarah Schwarzschild good lord

Jan 11, 2020

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Jan 12, 2020

Allison Fulenwinder. Hottest girl I've ever seen in person. (Google her).

Btw this thread did not disappoint - I personally have a preference for Asian women and this thread is too focused on white women, which is fine. A hot chick is a hot chick.
But please stop with the Jersey Shore guidette looking Italian women - this Jillian Marutti chick looks like she should be fist pumping on the shore. Italian women = pure NJ/Staten Island/Brooklyn trash.

Love the northern European women on this thread though.

Best list on this thread came from @earthwalker7

Dissapointed with the lack of Slavic representation

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 12, 2020

Yeah agreed that the "Italian" thing is not for me. Overly orange and big hair is a no go.

Jan 12, 2020
Intern in IB - Gen:

Yeah agreed that the "Italian" thing is not for me. Overly orange and big hair is a no go.

The whole Italian Stallion thing works for the guys. Does not work for the women.

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Jan 13, 2020

Shocked Dina Powell hasn't been mentioned

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 16, 2020

Agreed! I mentioned her earlier. Just got married tho so rip.

  • Analyst 2 in Other
Jan 15, 2020

Getting a bit too 4chan here lads. MS me all you want but this is objectively pretty weird.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 16, 2020

trueeeeee. wish the hot guys thread blew up but alas.

Jan 15, 2020

A bit off topic, but I used to work in the same office building as Goldman Sachs' Chicago office. I was stunned at how many attractive women worked there, especially the tall Midwestern blonde types.

Jan 16, 2020
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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 16, 2020
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