Who is the biggest BSD on WSO?

Just curious as to how far the WSO network extends. No need to quote net worth/salary (unless you want to)...

  • Are there many monkeys here on $1mm+ pa?
  • Are there ANY monkeys here making 8 figs?
  • What's the age range/avg age?
  • What is Einhorn's user name?

Yes I realise if you were pulling that kind of cash you'd probably have better things to do than trawl through reams of 'HBS vs sucking a fat one' type forums but you never know...

Hope this hasn't already been asked!!

ps put this in Hedge due to likelihood of relevance...feel free to move if wrong cat

 

You'd be surprised, was waiting in my MD's office one day saw WSO was one of his windows up and the "Logout" banner was up on the top left.

How do you know Einhorn's on here!?

Ace all your PE interview questions with the WSO Private Equity Prep Pack: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/guide/private-equity-interview-prep-questions
 
rynofrowan:
  • Are there many monkeys here on $1mm+ pa? Yes
  • Are there ANY monkeys here making 8 figs? Prob not
  • What's the age range/avg age? 17-45 & 23 are my best guesses
  • What is Einhorn's user name? Blastoise, although I haven't seen him around much lately in the posts I've been on and miss his posts :(
"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." Theodore Roosevelt
 

How about we use a different word other than swinger because this question will likely come up on some porn searches on google.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
tlynch5:
How about we use a different word other than swinger because this question will likely come up on some porn searches on google.

great for directing traffic. maybe change it to 'Who is the biggest tight wet blonde teen on WSO?'

Moving tonnes of product. Making fat stacks.
 

I change the title because I don't want someone to see the word swinger on my computer at work and think I'm a 75 year old retiree in Boca trying to relive the 60s.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

If half the shit he says is true, heister.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
rufiolove:
rynofrowan:
- What is Einhorn's user name?

Einhorn is Finkle... Finkle is Einhorn

Dude this is absolutely fucking classic. An early 90's ace ventura reference. Half the kids on here wont even get this.

Gave me a true laugh.

 

Distinctio perspiciatis et necessitatibus et. Ab blanditiis sed in enim ea quaerat non. Debitis aut autem commodi. Repellat fugit quis consectetur cupiditate et. Aperiam omnis enim explicabo natus fugiat assumenda ratione.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Hedge Fund

  • Point72 98.9%
  • D.E. Shaw 97.9%
  • Citadel Investment Group 96.8%
  • Magnetar Capital 95.8%
  • AQR Capital Management 94.7%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Hedge Fund

  • Magnetar Capital 98.9%
  • D.E. Shaw 97.8%
  • Blackstone Group 96.8%
  • Two Sigma Investments 95.7%
  • Citadel Investment Group 94.6%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Hedge Fund

  • AQR Capital Management 99.0%
  • Point72 97.9%
  • D.E. Shaw 96.9%
  • Magnetar Capital 95.8%
  • Citadel Investment Group 94.8%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Hedge Fund

  • Portfolio Manager (9) $1,648
  • Vice President (23) $474
  • Director/MD (12) $423
  • NA (6) $322
  • 3rd+ Year Associate (24) $287
  • Manager (4) $282
  • Engineer/Quant (71) $274
  • 2nd Year Associate (30) $251
  • 1st Year Associate (73) $190
  • Analysts (225) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (22) $131
  • Junior Trader (5) $102
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (250) $85
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”