This is one of those times when I question whether the OP is 1) Fucking stupid 2) Slightly Retarded or 3) Trying to be funny and failing miserably. Sadly, I find myself doing this a lot and there is never a clear answer.

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Who is it? Who is the rainmaker? I just got a Seiko watch and would say it is top 5 nice of all the people on here.

You should think about pawning that sucker for make benefit your glorious nation of Kazakhstan!

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Really sad how little respect people have for this board. This question is stupid on so many levels.

Lot of legit I industry people onthis board, shame that people piss away a great networking opp.

 
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Really sad how little respect people have for this board. This question is stupid on so many levels.

Lot of legit I industry people onthis board, shame that people piss away a great networking opp.

I couldn't agree more. This site is single-handedly responsible for the contacts I've made in this industry, which opened a lot of doors and gave me the opportunity to get a great SA position. I don't understand why some people on here post useless things like this as opposed to using it to their benefit.

 

I have 192 friends on facebook, that's gotta be at least middle-class in e-friend terms.

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