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You laugh now but just you wait. He's invested the funds very wisely in the dark web hacked porn site password market

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+1, I laughed.

Although I must say, I've grown that money a good bit these last few months by clicking a few buttons. No 100hr/week wage slavery required ;)

EDIT: Just checked my USDCAD long from Sunday open, $600-$700 in just 2 1/2 days! Wasn't even trading a standard lot, should have though. Not bad for a young-pup

Legit earnings am I right Howard Hughes ?

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"urmaaam" but next week it's the fries

mmmmmmm fries!!!

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

+1 Thanks pal, I appreciate it. I think at this rate I may not even need a target-college-degree, 500+ LinkedIn connections, begging MDs/VPs to work for them for free to "get my foot in the door" to be a banksta like you all.

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