lmao, this thread delivers! XD

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards. - Tacitus Dr. Nick Riviera: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court!
 

^ ^ ^ ^ OMG, what are the chances?

Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards. - Tacitus Dr. Nick Riviera: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court!
 
ModusOperandi:
sarah palin as president... now that would be a joke

...aaaaaand there goes your SB, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
VanillaThunder12:
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

I shouldn't have had to tell you twice, make me a sandwich.

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