Woman Jokes
Inspired by the watches thread.
Let's see the best woman jokes you've got. If you're a woman, get off this site and get back in the kitchen! I'm not sexist. JKJK I am
Inspired by the watches thread.
Let's see the best woman jokes you've got. If you're a woman, get off this site and get back in the kitchen! I'm not sexist. JKJK I am
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What did one fat chick say to the other one?
...
Who cares? They're fat
So I saw this woman who was smart once...
No, seriously, that's the whole joke.
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
The time is on the stove
Why did God give men penises?
So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Women's rights.
LOL that is pretty funny, SB.
Why is there a window in a kitchen?
To give women point of view.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
0, it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch.
Hahaha! Lol at consulting_rookie.
How do you know a woman is about to say something smart?
...When she starts her sentence with, "a man once told me"
lmao, this thread delivers! XD
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a women's mouth?
Einstein's cock
^ ^ ^ ^ OMG, what are the chances?
I think i deserve a SB for starting this thread... just sayin
sarah palin as president... now that would be a joke
...aaaaaand there goes your SB, lol.
Regards
wheres the only place fat women command a premium?
CME:PB
The pent up sexism is just stagering... I could only imagine what would come out of a racist thread.
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Hand her a shovel.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
I shouldn't have had to tell you twice, make me a sandwich.
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why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
i was thinking sink but that works. why couldnt helen keller drive
LOL just posted some of those...
Well played Jorge
this is kinda messed up. but...
how do you mess with helen keller? put a plunger in the toilet
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
I am so fucking getting this one on a shirt.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTvHZJDdm9cT7l8VKaXqCzVeCIlAOW…
And!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zhnhq_exYt0/SB56CXAoHFI/AAAAAAAAAN8/DrTGTMG40…
...this is why you can't get a woman to f you.
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