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How many men does it take to open a beer?

0, it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch.

When you are great, people will often mistake candor for arrogance.
 

lmao, this thread delivers! XD

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards. - Tacitus Dr. Nick Riviera: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court!
 

^ ^ ^ ^ OMG, what are the chances?

Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards. - Tacitus Dr. Nick Riviera: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court!
 
ModusOperandisarah palin as president... now that would be a joke

...aaaaaand there goes your SB, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

The pent up sexism is just stagering... I could only imagine what would come out of a racist thread.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
VanillaThunder12What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

I shouldn't have had to tell you twice, make me a sandwich.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

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