WSO Banana System ReHaul

Just a thought, but I think our banana score (that we largely earn by commenting and posting), should be convertible to silver bananas, and instead we pay for monkey shit. That way we can start awarding thorough posts more heavily.

Ex. I have 200 bananas, I see PosterX wrote a long witty discussion, thus I am able to select throwing him 1 - 10 bananas as an award bringing me down to 199 - 190 bananas.

Ex. I have 100 bananas, I see PosterX wrote a shitty discussion with typos, I buy monkey shit and able to select to throw 1 - 10 pieces of shit to pelt his banana score down.

Thoughts?

23 Comments
 

I can't imagine what kind of offensive comment warrants the purchase of virtual monkey feces to be thrown at it.

in it 2 win it
 

Yesterday I saw a comment arguing getting a high rank on WoW is equal if not superior than extracurriculars and should be a driving pillar that Admissions should note because apparently this kid had "a rank not many people in the world have".

I would of spent 100 feces to get him in the negatives.

But I guess it does give to much weight to newcomers.

FSCI can't imagine what kind of offensive comment warrants the purchase of virtual monkey feces to be thrown at it.
 
LambieYesterday I saw a comment arguing getting a high rank on WoW is equal if not superior than extracurriculars and should be a driving pillar that Admissions should note because apparently this kid had "a rank not many people in the world have".

I would of spent 100 feces to get him in the negatives.

But I guess it does give to much weight to newcomers.

FSCI can't imagine what kind of offensive comment warrants the purchase of virtual monkey feces to be thrown at it.

I'd throw piles of shit if it could get people to stop saying "would of".

 

I think you're on to something, but I would much rather throw monkey shit around than hand out sb's. Could we find a way to allow for more shit instead?

 
rufiolove
subrosaI think you're on to something, but I would much rather throw monkey shit around than hand out sb's. Could we find a way to allow for more shit instead?
aaaaaand that's one of the major issues this site faces
You don't incentivize quality posts that way. A poo for a poo leaves the whole site blind.
 

Why convert only to SBs? The whole point of that stuff is to rate stuff up or down, and this would indeed give newcomers too much immediate influence. They give some out when you reach certain milestones, and you can buy them.

....or you can just jack a few hundred like I did

Get busy living
 

No the elder council of wso 2% already voted upon this in the sacred lobby of the Goldman Sachs. We had the chance to destroy the monkey shit for once and for all by throwing into the Toilet from whence it came but the greed of men failed us and ant took it to be used on liberals and the needy, it is the precious

 
blastoiseNo the elder council of wso 2% already voted upon this in the sacred lobby of the Goldman Sachs. We had the chance to destroy the monkey shit for once and for all by throwing into the Toilet from whence it came but the greed of men failed us and ant took it to be used on liberals and the needy, it is the precious
^ WSO alpha troll hath spoken and so it shall be law
Get busy living
 

Consequuntur sint deleniti excepturi voluptatem. Ut minima eos porro fugit dolorum. Facere veniam officiis est molestiae. Earum aut beatae exercitationem provident recusandae dolor in. Quibusdam reiciendis veniam consequatur ad. Et et est nulla quia.

Aliquam accusamus labore sapiente voluptatem dolorem. Assumenda harum delectus consequuntur earum doloribus quis. Aut praesentium consectetur expedita ducimus itaque molestiae quaerat.

Nam inventore porro aliquid facere. Nobis et illum ut voluptas. Aut harum laborum suscipit nesciunt. Cum dolores modi quia et atque. Doloremque nulla molestias inventore alias animi. Sit harum inventore animi reprehenderit.

Career Advancement Opportunities

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (56) $261
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”