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Autocorrect: fucking everyone over--POTUS included--since, well, ever.
edit: "ducking everyone over..."
Not gonna try on this one. @Angel Molester" is going to swoop in and snatch another shirt.
one shirt per username, i think he has.. 3? right?
Then what will he use as parting gifts for his sex dungeon?
My rise to the top was SWIFT and UNMISTAKABLE. When I survey the breadth of my domain, I weep for there are no more worlds to conquer.
Covfefe might be gone, but the memory of it will last a lorftimez.
YUGE eagle tear shed for our future
"Catch me covfefe, how bow dah."
Is that Ed Orgeron trying to pick a fight with his players?
Was trying to do a meme within a meme using cash me outside girl.
I guess Butters voted for Trump
"I can misspell a word and still get 13 thousand likes. FUCK YEAH. I wonder how many likes I will get if I punch random keys on my keyboard with my little midget hands"
Consolidated Operating Value For Each Foreign Entity is a metric used in dick measuring contests. In this case, our president is calling all foreign journalists (i.e. press covfefe) less than worthless, a brazen boast indeed. Ironic considering they've made millions off the coverage he's generated.
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You all peasants don't understand, he's operating in 12th dimension.
COVFEFE = Cucked Outrageous Virgins Forecasting Ever False Extancy
Nobody beats God Emperor...
winner! ivy will contact you about a tshirt
Thanks!
"When your hands are so big, you mistype Covfefe instead of Coverage" #bigdikproblems #largepackage
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