WSO Reminds me of "The Game"

What the title says.... I was just reading The Game a couple days ago and realized how much of a resemblance there is.

  • It's pretty much an all dudes online community
  • It's a constant dick-measuring contest
  • It's addictive
  • There's a lot of people who are socially inept but really want to be a BSD
  • It's not real life.... And the crowd you meet you'd like to keep separate from your real life friends......
  • Even though it's about getting the girls (job/career/money in this case), you end up with more guys' numbers in your phones than girls'

And Heister reminds me of Mystery for some reason... idk maybe it's the mentally unstable thing...

 

o rly

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oh okay shut it guys....

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 

Heister you troll

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 

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