5/23/10

I recently started a banking job in NYC and don't know anyone in the city. Where do you meet single girls? Where have you had success picking up chicks? I don't want to waste time in random bars.

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5/16/10

Your problem is you care if they are single or not.

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5/16/10

Hahaha well said. Actually not a bad question though. Where have you fellahs had the best luck out of curiosity?

5/16/10

I've had the most success in bars in midtown after work, mostly on Wed and Thurs. Also in Starbucks.

5/16/10

Define success. are you meeting dates, hooking up, whats the deal?

5/16/10

listen to LSO and go to 1Oak and buy bottles. (Kidding...honestly in my experience buying bottles doesn't get you laid. Instead it gets you tons of tablewhores who just drink a few $20s out of your bottle and leave)

EDIT: forgot to add...I haven't bought bottles in NYC more than a few times

5/16/10

By success I mean getting numbers -> meet for drinks -> hook up

5/16/10

Why Wed and Thurs?

5/16/10
Hedge Monkey:

Why Wed and Thurs?

After-work places are packed, especially during the summer, and its much easier to talk to girls than a weekend night. Plus its mostly city chicks either out with co-workers or their girlfriends, they don't have their guard up as much. Hit up El Rio Grande on a Thursday evening during the summer, or any of the rooftop spots, and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Of course, getting out of the office even at 8-9pm on a Thursday is hard for I-Banking guys...so maybe you guys should take up some kind of class over the weekends where you can meet girls.

5/16/10

What's all the hype in dropping $500 on bottle service when you aren't any more likely to get laid?

5/17/10

despite what most people on this forum might make you believe there are other reasons to spend money than to get laid...like high-end restaurants and other fun things that are expensive...alot of people get bottles with the idea that they will get laid; i was saying that you shouldn't do it for that reason and alot of people do it for reasons other than getting laid.

5/17/10
breakinginnew:

despite what most people on this forum might make you believe there are other reasons to spend money than to get laid...like high-end restaurants and other fun things that are expensive...alot of people get bottles with the idea that they will get laid; i was saying that you shouldn't do it for that reason and alot of people do it for reasons other than getting laid.

that made no sense

5/24/10
breakinginnew:

despite what most people on this forum might make you believe there are other reasons to spend money than to get laid...like high-end restaurants and other fun things that are expensive...alot of people get bottles with the idea that they will get laid; i was saying that you shouldn't do it for that reason and alot of people do it for reasons other than getting laid.

You obviously putt from the rough.

5/20/10
midwestbanker5555:

What's all the hype in dropping $500 on bottle service when you aren't any more likely to get laid?

Because if you do she will be much hotter.

Not saying it's something you want to do every night, but it's nice to be big time once in a while :)

The astronaut line is a good one, I might try that. I've been going for Ukrainian pilot recently, hasn't been overly successful but great fun nonetheless.

5/16/10

how do you all know he wanna get laid ?

5/16/10

1) Everywhere in NYC you can pull tail
2) Do not buy bottles, you will get blue balls and an empty wallet
3) Just go out, drink some beers and be friendly and the rest will work out

PM me if you are looking for a dude to roll out with. My boy in NYC is a pure raptor.

5/17/10

Agreed with AnthonyD, though I will say that the whole "I work in finance" bit resonates differently in different parts of the city. That said, this city is chock full of attractive 18-24 year old women with confidence issues, (primarily from the intense competition), so like, go for the gold.

Maybe if you are still using your NY training wheels, scope out some of the bars in GVillage/East Village for that NYU tail (summer or otherwise).

5/17/10

Def some good spots - avoid the typical meat markets, be confident and smile

lots of girls in this city, but put some effort and you can prob find what you're looking for - figure out what area suits your personality (murray hill vs. east village vs. etc.)

alternatively, if gaming/slaying chicks you meet in bars is not your thing (not for everyone), try volunteering or meeting through friends of freinds/house parties...friend of friends is automatic safe (read: less work involved)...volunteering - you can do some good and prob meet girls that you might have something in common with

everyone seems to flock to jtree/dorians/gatsbys/phebes when they move into the city - bars are pretty douchey/silly but you'll quickly realize there are far better places to meet better/more attractive girls

5/21/10
weeds499:

Def some good spots - avoid the typical meat markets, be confident and smile

lots of girls in this city, but put some effort and you can prob find what you're looking for - figure out what area suits your personality (murray hill vs. east village vs. etc.)

alternatively, if gaming/slaying chicks you meet in bars is not your thing (not for everyone), try volunteering or meeting through friends of freinds/house parties...friend of friends is automatic safe (read: less work involved)...volunteering - you can do some good and prob meet girls that you might have something in common with

everyone seems to flock to jtree/dorians/gatsbys/phebes when they move into the city - bars are pretty douchey/silly but you'll quickly realize there are far better places to meet better/more attractive girls

lol at Joshua Tree, this isn't 2006.
i actually kind of like dorians
NYU area bars suck b/c they are full of NYU girls
If you want to pick up dumb slut college chicks on vacation go to brother jimmy's in murray hill
metro 53 can be fun too

5/18/10

It seems like the "I'm a banker" line doesn't work too well with girls in the village. Where would I find girls that would be impressed and want to go down on me when I tell them that?

5/19/10

^Good question. I'm sure many monkeys on here secretly want to know this as well.

5/19/10

Haha telling a woman you work in banking is terribly weak form...

5/20/10
pruf:

Haha telling a woman you work in banking is terribly weak form...

How can you be nonchalant about it?

5/20/10
midwestbanker5555:
pruf:

Haha telling a woman you work in banking is terribly weak form...

How can you be nonchalant about it?

Nah I meant going around saying "hey babe, what's your name? Wanna get with a banker?" wouldn't be a good bet. Cosign that astronaut idea...but I guess if you've had success with exchanging names, hometowns, occupations, and hobbies and generally being boring, then stick with it.

5/20/10

Dude, I told a couple girls I was an astronaut once and it worked.

Here is how you tell them you are a banker.

You wait until they ask what you do.

Wasn't that simple.

5/20/10

I told this girl I was an astronaut and then we ended up going out and I never fessed up. The wedding is in two months now and she still doesnt realize I am un-employed...

5/20/10

if you have to ask this question, given that you're a first year IB analyst, i suggest match.com

5/20/10

I have an Omega Speedmaster which is NASA certified so it pretty much sealed the deal with the astronaut line. Honestly, just be funny and have fun and you will get plenty of girls. NYC is ridiculous. Shooting fish in a barrel. Find a very outgoing friend and go out with him. Whatever you do, do not roll with a shy crew.

5/20/10

what about the michael scott "i'm a bank teller" line (he was told to say he works in finance). i might try that.

5/20/10

Turtle Bay in midtown for friday happy hour.

5/20/10

Wall Street Oasis

5/20/10

Second AnthonyD's point - great city but you need to be outgoing - good buddies/wingmen are important

5/20/10

Walk up to a girl that's dancing and tell her "I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you all night"

5/20/10

If you have game you can pick up a girl anywhere. If you don't, like me, you rely on friends-of-friend to introduce you to people. Never fails.

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5/21/10

JTree is still productive ...

5/21/10

Imagine hearing a guy drop the astronaut line to some girl next to you at a bar.. uhh are you anthondyD1982? awkwardd

5/22/10
Koho:

Imagine hearing a guy drop the astronaut line to some girl next to you at a bar.. uhh are you anthondyD1982? awkwardd

why would the girl know his WSO username lol wtf

5/24/10
pruf:
Koho:

Imagine hearing a guy drop the astronaut line to some girl next to you at a bar.. uhh are you anthondyD1982? awkwardd

why would the girl know his WSO username lol wtf

She wouldn't. Someone on here would overhear it... got it now?

5/22/10

Jtree is where I dropped the astro line. True story, this really cute girl was obviously making moves on me and I started talked to her. She was a jr producer at Fox News. Pretty cool I thought. Then I saw that she was missing an index finger. Totally freaked me out. Made me hesitate and she eventually walked away. Kinda sad, I have never dated someone missing a finger . . .

5/23/10

I'm gonna have to steal that Astronaut line, Im kinda tired of telling chicks I masturbate race horses.

Whatever you do, do not roll with a shy crew. <---- GOLDEN RULE
some of my friends are shy as hell (back office/mid office material) and those nights tend to not be so great, but when I go out with my 'slayer' friends, those nights tend to be pretty awesome, girls always give me #s (delete em after since i have a gf) weak i know... single life in NYC is AWESOME.

5/23/10

Guest1655, you're either in high school still, or definitely have some self esteem issues. "Slayer friends"? I'll go with the former.

"Back office/mid office material?" I didn't realize that the Felix Rohatyn or the George Soros of game with girls was on the boards.

I second the idea about weds/thurs nights on rooftop bars in the city. Definitely the way to go, did them all last summer, plan on doing them when I start FT in a few weeks.

Be confident, one thing I have realized through HS/College, is that in your crew, no matter how many guys, to have one prick in your group, and one "nice guy". Makes life a lot easier when the nice guy will talk to the DUFF.

10/6/11

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5/23/10

Even if a grl asks, saying I work in finance = lame IMO, since that's all they fuckin hear in NY.

Tell them ur a doorman at a condo complex, baggage handler for SouthWest, plumber, pet groomer, janitor at a peep show... Etc... It opens the convo up to a lot more humor. Instead of the same boring stale BS.

5/23/10

This thread is overflowing with stereo-types and excessive egos.

5/23/10

Works on the bitchy girl in the group (there always is one), and if all else fails, makes fun of her when she walks away.

5/23/10

Even if a grl asks, saying I work in finance = lame IMO, since that's all they fuckin hear in NY.

Tell them ur a doorman at a condo complex, baggage handler for SouthWest, plumber, pet groomer, janitor at a peep show... Etc... It opens the convo up to a lot more humor. Instead of the same boring stale BS.

5/23/10

some pick up lines

  1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.
  5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
5/23/10

When you go out, girls in New York don't give 2 shits about where you work. Even if they care about money, if you're an analyst at a BB in NYC, you're at the bottom of the totem poll.

Avoid rolling with goons, be confident, and avoid bull shitting. Women in NYC have bull shit radars midwestern sorostitutes tend to lack. When I first went to the city I would lie about my age because I thought I wouldn't stand a chance if they knew I was 19-20. I came to find it was actually an advantage being the youngest guy in the bar sometimes (especially with cougars).

5/23/10

I like to pretend I have a different job than I really have. I haven't tried astronaut, but I have done airline pilot, diplomat, UN translator, porn star, a 'voice-over' artist specializing in commercials, the lead singer of the 'inde' rock band 'My Friend's Little Sister,' a Green Peace activist, a venture capitalist currently operating a maple syrup conglomerate in Vermont, an MFA candidate in photography specializing in black-and-white nudes (this one worked out exceedingly well), a lobbyist, an FBI agent (this didn't work out), a US Marshall (neither did this), a writer for The Colbert Report, a Peace Corps worker, a recently minted MD working in pediatric oncology, a field medic for the US Marine Corps, an officer in the US Navy recently back from deployment, an ad executive working in the sports entertainment industry, the executive assistant to Richard Branson, a lawyer within the NYC DA's office, and the greatest success, a product manager for L'Oreal (the backstory allows me to go to all of the fashion shows in NYC/London/Paris/Milan).

If you know a little bit about a lot of fields, you can get away with murder, because most people don't know much about anything. The key is finding out what they do before revealing your profession. Simply pick something outside of their area of expertise, and you're fine. You don't want to go into a conversation at an informational disadvantage, so do a little bit of homework, and roll the dice. At the very least, you'll have a great time BS-ing some moronic bitch.

5/23/10
brotherbear:

I like to pretend I have a different job than I really have. I haven't tried astronaut, but I have done airline pilot, diplomat, UN translator, porn star, a 'voice-over' artist specializing in commercials, the lead singer of the 'inde' rock band 'My Friend's Little Sister,' a Green Peace activist, a venture capitalist currently operating a maple syrup conglomerate in Vermont, an MFA candidate in photography specializing in black-and-white nudes (this one worked out exceedingly well), a lobbyist, an FBI agent (this didn't work out), a US Marshall (neither did this), a writer for The Colbert Report, a Peace Corps worker, a recently minted MD working in pediatric oncology, a field medic for the US Marine Corps, an officer in the US Navy recently back from deployment, an ad executive working in the sports entertainment industry, the executive assistant to Richard Branson, a lawyer within the NYC DA's office, and the greatest success, a product manager for L'Oreal (the backstory allows me to go to all of the fashion shows in NYC/London/Paris/Milan).

If you know a little bit about a lot of fields, you can get away with murder, because most people don't know much about anything. The key is finding out what they do before revealing your profession. Simply pick something outside of their area of expertise, and you're fine. You don't want to go into a conversation at an informational disadvantage, so do a little bit of homework, and roll the dice. At the very least, you'll have a great time BS-ing some moronic bitch.

That's some funny shit right there LOL!

5/23/10
brotherbear:

I like to pretend I have a different job than I really have. I haven't tried astronaut, but I have done airline pilot, diplomat, UN translator, porn star, a 'voice-over' artist specializing in commercials, the lead singer of the 'inde' rock band 'My Friend's Little Sister,' a Green Peace activist, a venture capitalist currently operating a maple syrup conglomerate in Vermont, an MFA candidate in photography specializing in black-and-white nudes (this one worked out exceedingly well), a lobbyist, an FBI agent (this didn't work out), a US Marshall (neither did this), a writer for The Colbert Report, a Peace Corps worker, a recently minted MD working in pediatric oncology, a field medic for the US Marine Corps, an officer in the US Navy recently back from deployment, an ad executive working in the sports entertainment industry, the executive assistant to Richard Branson, a lawyer within the NYC DA's office, and the greatest success, a product manager for L'Oreal (the backstory allows me to go to all of the fashion shows in NYC/London/Paris/Milan).

If you know a little bit about a lot of fields, you can get away with murder, because most people don't know much about anything. The key is finding out what they do before revealing your profession. Simply pick something outside of their area of expertise, and you're fine. You don't want to go into a conversation at an informational disadvantage, so do a little bit of homework, and roll the dice. At the very least, you'll have a great time BS-ing some moronic bitch.

Photographer always always works. Or better yet, former middle school teacher now pursuing photography full time. Bam.

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5/23/10

The real question should be not "where do you meet young single girls in NYC", but "what do you put in their drinks to take them home?"

I used to use rohypnol when I was flush with cash before Sep 2008, but after the crash I've started using over the counter zyrtec. I guess you could say that zyrtec is to rohypnol as steve winwood is to phil collins: cheaper and less effective but if you use enough, ultimately just as satisfying.

-Lehman CDO structurer

5/23/10
Affirmative_Action_Walrus:

The real question should be not "where do you meet young single girls in NYC", but "what do you put in their drinks to take them home?"

I used to use rohypnol when I was flush with cash before Sep 2008, but after the crash I've started using over the counter zyrtec. I guess you could say that zyrtec is to rohypnol as steve winwood is to phil collins: cheaper and less effective but if you use enough, ultimately just as satisfying.

-Lehman CDO structurer

Best reply of the thread.

  • Anonymous Monkey
  •  5/28/16

What I have realized from reading all these responses, none of you men respect women at all and do not deserve to have sex with them. Disgusting. Makes me wonder who raised you people? All of you will most likely end up on Craigslist or a sugar daddy site. This is where all the finance guys go because they have no social life and every girl knows it. Pathetic.

  • A New York twenty something
5/24/10

nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

5/24/10
breakinginnew:

nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

Hahahaha, you're my new favorite person.

Sadly, I'm technically a college sophomore, too. Never thought I'd be saying that at 23...

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5/24/10
breakinginnew:

nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

sounds like your girlfriend has a girlfriend too

5/24/10

Hoboken.

Seriously, there are more girls looking to extend college with daddy issues looking to get slammed on cheap beer there than I have ever seen in NYC.

5/24/10

this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

5/24/10
kalice123:

this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

stop being a bitch

5/25/10
kalice123:

this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

Please do. One less pretentious bitch who can't take a joke.

5/24/10

Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

5/24/10
Marcus_Halberstram:

Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

Ahhhhh HAHA.. I wait for your posts in almost every thread. Classic

You should write a book.. not sure on what, but I would read it

5/24/10
Marcus_Halberstram:

Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

It's as if you reached deep into my soul and spoke with my own voice on that one...

5/24/10

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

5/24/10
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

5/24/10
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

5/25/10
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

5/25/10
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

Look, dipshit, a thread asking "where to meet girls" deserves ridicule.

People on this forum act as though working in banking makes them some sort of God and that women are going to fall over themselves / go into gold-digger mode as soon as they learn this fact.

5/25/10
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

Look, dipshit, a thread asking "where to meet girls" deserves ridicule.

People on this forum act as though working in banking makes them some sort of God and that women are going to fall over themselves / go into gold-digger mode as soon as they learn this fact.

Get back to work pussy. You're probably sick of your associate because he/she keeps catching you posting shit on WSO. Take a lap sport.

5/24/10

An exceptional post by a highly intelligent brain, revealing a heart of darkness.

5/24/10

Great thread. Got a few laughs from it.

For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

5/25/10
cl0wn:

For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

Mostly agree, though Love is trying to turn into a bottle service kind of place rolls eyes (few friends of mine do events and/or spin there occasionally). Another solid (smaller) electronic music spot would be Sullivan Room - bonus there is, like Love, if you want to go for the NYU crowd, it's in the village.

5/25/10

I have reconsidered my position, and now have what I feel is a much better place for a young man like yourself to go:
Rick's Cabaret- you will find the most honest women in the city here.

5/25/10

Is it just me, or does it seem like there are a ton of DealBreaker ass hats trolling this thread? Go back to bitching at Bess faggots.

5/25/10

Im pretty sure the consensus is that you're the dipshit. First you tried getting at this kid because he was asking how to talk to girls... then you got put in your place. So now your trying to get at him because he asked where's a good NY spot to meet girls... which somehow implied he thinks he's going to show up and panties will stop dropping as soon as he steps foot inside.

Not sure what the fuck you're talking about... but you seem pretty angry and very eager to bash this kid for no apparent reason. Which would probably lead me to believe that you're quite challenged with the ladies and try to make yourself feel better by asserting your superiority on some out of town summer analyst trying to get some pointers on the best place to Roethlisberger a jappy NYC chick in a bathroom stall.

5/25/10

My impression of the posters in this thread:

"It's not fair! Don't make fun of him! It's not nice! You might hurt his feelings over an anonymous internet forum!"

Please...

5/25/10

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

5/25/10

Sickofassociate = http://jarsquatter.com/

Resist the urge to X it out. NSFW.

5/25/10
Marcus_Halberstram:

Sickofassociate = http://jarsquatter.com/

Resist the urge to X it out. NSFW.

hey!

that's the same video we play on the flat-screen tv at pre-bars at our apartment!

5/25/10

Oh my fucking god completely fucking uncalled for what the fuck.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

5/25/10
mas1987:

Oh my fucking god completely fucking uncalled for what the fuck.

0:22 is the best part... did you make it that far?

5/25/10

I don't know, I made it til he was about halfway down the glass

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"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

5/25/10

Fuck. I cant believe I fucking went back to see what happened at 22. Fuck.My.Life.

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"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • BeenPrepping
  •  5/13/12

bump

5/13/12

ITT: a bunch of analysts (probably Indian) who've yet to get laid in New York (or anywhere else for that matter)

5/14/12

lmao at all the social retards on WSO.

And Halberstram, your first post was absolutely hilarious. Hoboken chicks...just a different breed

2/3/13

go to any of the clubs listed on this website, they are teaming with ladies - http://www.socialyeti.com

4/3/15

I don't even live in NYC but I'm bumping this because it's hilarious.

4/4/15

I heard that if you go to any bar and immediately tell everyone in the near vicinity that you're a banker on a crossfit program and tip your fedora to all the ladies, this increases your likeliness of getting a young hunnie into a guarantee.

Incoming Spring Discovery Day Participant at J.P. Morgan Stanley

12/14/15

By success I mean getting numbers -> meet for drinks -> hook up.

12/14/15

Do you want me to start ranting because I can start ranting.

12/14/15

Serious question.

Why would you NOT want to go to "random bars"? If what you want is women who are DTF, that's the equivalent of a fisherman who decides that he doesn't want to go to where the fish are feeding.

12/14/15

Because sadly The WSO virgin army fishermen don't have bait, hooks, reels, rod, or a boat.

12/15/15

I am afraid that you are going to be very disappointed if you think being a banker and having a fat bonus will get you chicks. I mostly tell them I that I just arrived in NYC for a new contract. They will follow up with what type of contract and I explain to them how I restructure gargoyles for a living. Girls don't care about money as much as they think they do, as long as you can afford rent, to dress properly and occasional wine and dine you should be fine. I am 23 and I go out to the following bars when I want to get laid:

In LES/Village: Bbar, Pianos, The DL, Phebes and 13th Step (For drunk college girls, easy to slay)
MeatPacking: Tippler, Brass Monkeys, LeBain
MidTown: Turtle Bay (1$ beers on wednesday you can slay all the interns you want)

Cheers,

6/1/16
takenotes08:

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p>I am afraid that you are going to be very disappointed if you think being a banker and having a fat bonus will get you chicks. I mostly tell them I that I just arrived in NYC for a new contract. They will follow up with what type of contract and I explain to them how I restructure gargoyles for a living. Girls don't care about money as much as they think they do, as long as you can afford rent, to dress properly and occasional wine and dine you should be fine. I am 23

Because you are dating sub-23-year-olds (presumably). In just 2-3 years, you will be able to observe first-hand the natural wonder of the metamorphic process as the same girls emerge from their No Fun-loving cocoons as "but Ashley's boyfriend took her to Nobu!!!"-screaming she-beasts.

6/1/16

idk man like everywhere? Not that difficult to just walk up to a chick if you like her look that much

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

See my Blog & AMA

6/1/16

Mean Fiddler

6/2/16

You can have my scraps kiddo. I'm batting them away with a tire iron these days.

6/2/16

Just prowl at a busy bar. Walk up to women who are waiting to get the bartenders attention by themselves. Order before them, don't get them a drink and tell them, "that was easy".

Been laid doing that move a handful of times, but then again, I'm tall and handsome.

6/3/16
World-Domination:

Just prowl at a busy bar. Walk up to women who are waiting to get the bartenders attention by themselves. Order before them, don't get them a drink and tell them, "that was easy".

Been laid doing that move a handful of times, but then again, I'm tall and handsome.

Never Happened.

6/3/16

Post up at Le Bain this summer with a bottle of rose.

6/3/16

why is "single" a relevant qualifier here? also, in NYC you can "meet" girls anywhere. You meet them in the subway or Starbucks or lunch spot or walking down the sidewalk ... everywhere ... so the more relevant goal should be to fuck them.

My best week in NYC was 13 different girls (2 of them were sisters and 2 were mom and daughter - yes at the same time on both counts). it was my only week off in 20 months so I went on a serious bender. mom and daughter team gave me the clap - those bitches. but to be fair in my circle of friends those were considered average numbers although the mom/daughter encounter is definitely not one you see everyday.

NYC is the one place on the planet where if in good health, good financial standing and with a working cock you can fuck your way through unimaginable numbers of women (or men if that floats your boat - or also men if you are a woman, though hopefully without a cock).

it's a numbers game so besides going out get yourself a tinder and swipe yes on anything above a 7 (which is quite a lot in NYC) unless you are nothing much to look at in which case swipe yes on anything that has a vagina, two legs and can stand upright under their own power.

good hunting.

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. "
-GG

6/3/16
the_gekko:

why is "single" a relevant qualifier here? also, in NYC you can "meet" girls anywhere. You meet them in the subway or Starbucks or lunch spot or walking down the sidewalk ... everywhere ... so the more relevant goal should be to fuck them.

My best week in NYC was 13 different girls (2 of them were sisters and 2 were mom and daughter - yes at the same time on both counts). it was my only week off in 20 months so I went on a serious bender. mom and daughter team gave me the clap - those bitches. but to be fair in my circle of friends those were considered average numbers although the mom/daughter encounter is definitely not one you see everyday.

NYC is the one place on the planet where if in good health, good financial standing and with a working cock you can fuck your way through unimaginable numbers of women (or men if that floats your boat - or also men if you are a woman, though hopefully without a cock).

it's a numbers game so besides going out get yourself a tinder and swipe yes on anything above a 7 (which is quite a lot in NYC) unless you are nothing much to look at in which case swipe yes on anything that has a vagina, two legs and can stand upright under their own power.

good hunting.

Never Happened.

6/3/16

if you don't think @world-domination or my story are plausible then i really feel bad for your life. Stop being a negative troll and go live your life and stop being jealous of those who dont mind sharing their experiences.

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. "
-GG

6/3/16

Pics or it didn't happen.

7/14/16

Agreed

6/9/16

bump

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