You ask -- I deliver.
Unlike a recent Palestinian "humanitarian aid" shipment (too soon?), I managed to navigate through the mysterious Internet embargo surrounding this opus of FAIL. Long considered the high-water mark of sub-prime Wall Street asshattery, someone went to a lot of trouble to erase all evidence of this video's existence. But the Net has a long memory, and I knew I would find it eventually. And, just so they can't make it disappear ever again, I've provided a download link below the video so Richie and his homoerotic band of merry men can live on your hard drive forever. Feel free to heap the appropriate amount of scorn on these guys in the comments section, not only for making the video, but for then trying to hide it. Cheers:
And to LXTV for ignoring my many inquiries about the whereabouts of this video and whomever tried to have the video spiked:
Suck It.
What is a 5 of a kind?
playing poker I guess :S
Lmaooo... Is it confirmed that Richie "Bottles" is actually a trader at "a large Wall Street investment bank"?
L O L
much lamer than the first one imo, less pretentious, but also less entertaining.
Enjoy
what the hell did i just watch?
What an ugly-ass retarded people...no wonder us European men are so much wanted by American women
In theory perhaps, but every American woman I know who actually dated a European guy ended up walking away because she thought he was too gay/not manly enough. Seriously, how many American girls want to be with a 5'7" 140lbs French or Italian guy who wears skinny jeans and size-small muscle shirts.
BTW...I agree about the douchebags in this video
Classic!
second-hand embarassment is the worst.
This is amazing and definitely brought a smile to my face.
Thanks Edmundo for the morning pick-me-up. Considering how much my bank comes down on people for even participating in blogs discussing any aspect of Wall St, I would love to know what management and HR said to these jackasses.
That's actually kinda scary. Are you being serious?
Hilarious!
My favorite is still the AJ Models and Bottles video :-)
@Edmundo. They don't mind us giving out tips to aspiring bankers but we are "strongly encouraged" to keep a low profile when it comes to any other discussion.
Jesus.
I'm convinced finance has more douchebags than every other industry in the world combined.
Silver banana for finding this amazing work of art!
Hilarious. Any idea what firm he works at?
I can imagine their MD(s) being fricking pissed at them. Why you would try to draw that kind of attention to yourself beats me.
LOL....hilarious. I wonder what bank Richie works for... hmmm...PR problems anyone?
these tools went to villanova
undergrad. they were outed in the comments to the dealbreaker article on this. check last comment. as far as i can tell the names are correct for richie bottles and ryan daddy (facebook pics look like guys in video).
http://dealbreaker.com/2006/11/traders-night-out-the-new-ajs/
page 6 of this has his resume from college: http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/nova/genrel/auto_pdf/res_fin.pdf
undergrad. they were outed in the comments to the dealbreaker article on this. check last comment. as far as i can tell the names are correct for richie bottles and ryan daddy (facebook pics look like guys in video).
http://dealbreaker.com/2006/11/traders-night-out-the-new-ajs/
page 6 of this has his resume from college: http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/nova/genrel/auto_pdf/res_fin.pdf[/q…]
Dude, these are some of the worst resumes I have ever seen - finance majors with waiting tables and working in post offices as work experience. I guess they call them "non-targets" for a reason...............
LXTV is awesome in geenral.
Before I go out, I always make sure one of my bros two-handed fixes my collar for me.
haha this is good stuff
LOLLMAO... well i'm guess their gonna loose their Banking jobs on the strength of this, like the last guy. haha
Seem like nice guys.
LOL.
Regards
Serious question - was it this easy to get into banking before the crash???
Serious answer - a Mexican lettuce picker with $8,000 in annual income qualified for a loan on a $750,000 house.
Yeah, it was that easy.
^^^^ LOL.
I don't even know what to say, except for... Edmundo you are the man!
I know everyone wants to hate, but they are all D1 athletes. There is a little bit to be said about that.
^^^ Yeah, in fucking lacrosse. Be serious.
LMAO... I almost spit on my keyboard.
Whoa whoa. What does that mean? Any one of my teammates would rather immediately drop dead than request bottle service. All real laxers need is 4-5 30 racks of Natural Light and a backyard for a good party. If it's the case these ass hats were former laxers it breaks my heart to see them drag it's name through their plebeian notions of grandeur.
hilarious. wonder if any of these douchebags ended up with a girl or did they end up going home to circle jerk?
HA HA
If they brought any girls back they would have put it in the video.
To the European - these guys are not representative of most americans. The average american would consider them New York Faggots.
Are they actual bankers? Or do they work in BO?
Ugh. NYC is a great city but so many douchebags there.
I would love to see this video again... please help me!!! Perhaps, "Bottle" is gay!!!
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