Meet The Wives Of Wall Street

Andy note: this was originally posted on BI on 9/22/12

We feel like we know Louis Bacon, Steve Schwarzman and Jamie Dimon to a certain extent because we read about them in the news all the time.
But we really don't know much about their wives at all, and that feels a little odd.
We've found that many of the hedge fund honchos, private equity titans and bank CEOs are married to some really remarkable women.

During our research, we found a fashion designer, an economist, several entrepreneurs and philanthropists. Now let's meet Wall Street's wives...

38 Comments
 
Tommy Too-tonedSome good, some bad

I'd have a go at a few of them, no doubt

joan weill. i'm talking, THE joan weill. that's no small potatoes. how big a pimp would you be if you could say, "Yeah, Joan Weill? I hit that; no big deal."
 

A bunch of fuglies here without class. These chaps could use some pointers from me on class and prestige.

Who am I? Read more here: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/prestigious-pete
 

honestly, if some of these guys had super-hot 19-year-old wives, then i wouldn't be able to take them seriously. straight creepy old man status...

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

Interesting. Icahn's wife and Soros's latest iteration are what I expected from this list.

But most look very normal, and even appear similar in age. A surprising number from the business world...the thought of dating a girl in finance is really a turn off for me. I don't even mean because of appearances: if you work in finance, do you really want to come back to somebody who is also in finance?

Leave it to Kravis to find the best solution: an economist. Similar enough that each is interested in the other's work, different enough that you aren't discussing debt covenants over dinner. Also, they are going after very different kinds of "prestige", so there's no competition.

Though there is something to be said for Falcone. I think meeting somebody before you've made it is the best way to ensure you have a real relationship.

And I hope that is just a bad picture of Bacon's wife.

 
Ron PaulEinhorn's wife is actually a man and a former NFL kicker stalking Dan Marino

Ha! Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!

Fear is the greatest motivator. Motivation is what it takes to find profit.
 
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Ron PaulEinhorn's wife is actually a man and a former NFL kicker stalking Dan Marino

BI had to pick the worst possible picture of Cheryl they could find. Here is a much better one (as pointed out a commentator on their own site): http://www.hillel.org/about/news/2008/mar/27mar08_einhorn.htm

She may not be statuesque but Cheryl Einhorn is a beautiful woman.

he could still do better....she looks like the obnoxious wife on Curb
 

^ damnnn, she could get nastyy

I'm more disappointed in Jamie than anyone else. He's actually an all-rounder... but then again, JP headquarters has many a fine meeting room

 

I put these women to shame, how do I meet single wall street execs?

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it" - Voltaire
 
ziraI put these women to shame, how do I meet single wall street execs?

Try craiglist.

Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards. - Tacitus Dr. Nick Riviera: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court!
 

....................wtf?

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

Clearly government is quite efficient in its capital allocations.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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