WSO Caption Contest - Feb 12th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Feb 16th, winner will be announced Monday

 

Hey Bucket Monkey! After you're finally done with that VBA Look up on "The Crazy Eddie" Company you can go get breakfast!!!!!! & Hurry the hell up b/c it's 9:50PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Yeahhh those giant fake eyeballs don't fool me, Bob.. I know you're sleeping."

[quote=rufiolove]When evaluating whether or not to post something on WSO, I think to myself, "would an idiot post this" and if the answer is yes, I do not post that thing...[/quote]
 

If you grow tired of marking up decks, just redline your associate's eyeballs. Then instead of assuming their materials aren't good enough, they will just know.

"Once bread becomes toast, it can never go back."
 

"TheseRedBullsAreReallyStrongAren'tThey? MaybeIDrunkAFewTooManyByAccident! ButThat'sOKAYBecauseI'mFeelingReallyProductiveAfterMixingThemWithChiaSeedsAndStarbucksEspresso! PlusItHasNoneofTheSideEffects! FUCKYOUI'MWORKINGHERE!!!!!"

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1st year analyst asking when he can leave? VP: "Where the %$# is my deck? " *VP throws stack of resumes at analyst VP: "You think any of these people would ask when to leave?!" VP gets another stack of resumes and prepares to throw them

 

Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it. Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore. Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

 

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