WSO Caption Contest - Oct 30th... Win a Beautiful Free WSO T-shirt.

update 11/1: congrats to @DBCooper for winning the caption contest! winning caption (with 4sb's):

Strange. This is where Mr. Corzine said we could pick up the funds from our futures account...


Look out next Wednesday eve when we'll put up another one

We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged.
WSO Caption Contest

 

"What's that noise? Is everything alright?" (The boss needs private time.)

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 

Blue Shirt: "Hey, baws. We fixed the font on page 78, and we think you're gonna like it."

Yellow Shirt: looks up "Sapphire's closed tonight, isn't it?"

Blue Shirt: "Yeah, why?"

Yellow Shirt: "Let's give him 10 minutes."

 

I guess those strippers shouldn't have been billed to the client

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
 

So this is where they got the idea for the obamacare website from...

"The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets." -John D. Rockefeller
 

"Well done, Bob, well done " "Yes, step one in improving analysts work hours is complete - go ahead and tell the press" "This will increase retention rates at Goldman for sure!"

 

Fuck off!

When a plumber from Hoboken tells you he has a good feeling about a reverse iron condor spread on the Japanese Yen, you really have no choice. If you don’t do it to him, somebody else surely will. -Eddie B.
 

"Hmmm... That's strange. He said it was ok to swing by and talk about how to switch from commercial banking to investment banking."

 

Patrick is going to win his own t-shirt.

When a plumber from Hoboken tells you he has a good feeling about a reverse iron condor spread on the Japanese Yen, you really have no choice. If you don’t do it to him, somebody else surely will. -Eddie B.
 

"Non targets"

You killed the Greece spread goes up, spread goes down, from Wall Street they all play like a freak, Goldman Sachs 'o beat.
 
happypantsmcgee:

These are fucking atrocious.

Ya, HR departments are only doing these things.

hroasis.com?

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

"Well, I guess it beats a bake-off. You want top or bottom?"

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

@AndyLouis and @Commuter ask Patrick for a raise.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

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"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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