update 11/1: congrats to @DBCooper for winning the caption contest! winning caption (with 4sb's):
Strange. This is where Mr. Corzine said we could pick up the funds from our futures account...
Look out next Wednesday eve when we'll put up another one
We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged.
"Let's crash the Princeton OCR event," you said. "They'll never know we're from Rutgers," you said.
"Bear Stearn's open door policy in 2008"
"What's that noise? Is everything alright?" (The boss needs private time.)
"someone referred me to this place. said this is the path from back office to front office" "so you're saying there's a chance..."
"This is the President's office?"
Blue Shirt: "Hey, baws. We fixed the font on page 78, and we think you're gonna like it."
Yellow Shirt: looks up "Sapphire's closed tonight, isn't it?"
Blue Shirt: "Yeah, why?"
Yellow Shirt: "Let's give him 10 minutes."
"Is this because I didn't double-space on the Summary page?"
i expect better, aren't you a writer?
some Fuckery was afoot.
I sink zis ees vere Cherry Blossom said vee should go...looks like vee just slide cash under door.
I guess those strippers shouldn't have been billed to the client
Excited students on the way to an informational interview
"I should have been a middle school social studies teacher."
So this is where they got the idea for the obamacare website from...
Larry, you think the government shutdown is over?
"Well done, Bob, well done " "Yes, step one in improving analysts work hours is complete - go ahead and tell the press" "This will increase retention rates at Goldman for sure!"
"...isn't this where the banking interview was supposed to be?"
Strange. This is where Mr. Corzine said we could pick up the funds from our futures account...
"First year audit."
Fuck off!
Life of a non-target.
Newly minted Booz consultants going to a PWC staffer to chime in and make small talk, "How about the carpet?"
they're playing the floor is lava and losing.
WhiteHat "I'm sure they forgot about the TSLA report by now..................fuck my life."
The WSO crowd is a lot of things. Funny is not one of them.
This cartoon isn't the easiest to work off, but if you have something funny to offer, please...
the perfect caption for this is going to hit me when the contest is over.
Yellow shirt: Hey, isn't that Bateman's office?
Blue shirt: Yep, I'm guessing he must have been denied at Dorsia again...
"Hmmm... That's strange. He said it was ok to swing by and talk about how to switch from commercial banking to investment banking."
That's the nicest thing he's said to me all day
My wife is following me
I like turtles
Patrick is going to win his own t-shirt.
"Goldman Sachs is really taking its quality of life initiative to heart"
"Thanks for suggesting to go "360-degree feedback" on him - a grand success."
"Non targets"
"But I finally got to those TPS reports that he wanted"
Blue: What's wrong with Larry? Yellow: Who cares, it's probably just his time of the month.
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"Brady at Harvard"
Let's go see what Flake is up to...
"I don't know what to say..."
"Well this meeting was very informational"
These are fucking atrocious.
Ya, HR departments are only doing these things.
hroasis.com?
"So... this must be Steve Cohen's office..."
"And your interview will be in here." - HR
"Well, I guess it beats a bake-off. You want top or bottom?"
Time: 9AM Saturday
"We shouldn't have lied to him about the phantom deadline being this morning...."
"You will be the one telling him, right?"
"You think he's still alive in there? It's been about 3 days."
Based on responses above, I'm guessing its a picture of me looking for the picture while on my iPhone.
HR office at SAC Capital
@AndyLouis and @Commuter ask Patrick for a raise.
Good to see Marcus_Halberstram back in the office.
"Yeah, this is where the guys on WSO told me the secret interviews for Bear Stearns would be held."
City of Detroit- Dept. Of Public Finance
"Does this mean we can go home now?"
"It was a shitty bonus season anyways."
"This must be the congressional hearing green room..."
"Yeah, I heard Dimon stuck that there last year, Sebelius had the option to take it down..."
Did anyone else notice that the thread title is "WSO Caption Content"? I feel like this might be like that video where the people are passing around a basketball and you are asked to count the number of passes made. Half the people miss the gorilla walking through the court.
whoops, fixed
we were actually playing basketball while making this thread, so yeah could see how the error couldve happened
"Boy, that escalated quickly"
"When the Feds come around Wall Street"
so why does the guy in the yellow have no feet and a midget hand?
"UBS's new firing policy."
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