Crypto bulls are back! Are you getting in?

Title says it all. YTD performance of Bitcoin is close to +50%.

Thoughts you finance brahs have on getting in? If so, shill me a coin.

Edit: For those new to this, investing in crypto is dangerous. Hackers have been stealing them left, right and center. Remember to read up on protecting your cryptocurrencies eg. https://whotookmycrypto.com/

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I bought some bitcoin on robinhood just for fun. It's emotional arbitrage. To feel my pulse quicken when it's spoken of. Do people trade this shit using tech analysis? I've been thinking about getting back into forex for fun but maybe crypto is fun too.

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"GoldenCinderblock" I bought some bitcoin on robinhood just for fun. It's emotional arbitrage. To feel my pulse quicken when it's spoken of. Do people trade this shit using tech analysis? I've been thinking about getting back into forex for fun but maybe crypto is fun too.

Yeap dude, there is hardcore technical analysis done on crypto too. I can't find the clip but there was one where the guy on MSNBC or CNBC went....

This is the number 7, the Chinese love the number 7 and Satoshi Nakamoto. He is Chinese... Japanese....

The logic of his analysis was so warped and somehow it appeared on National TV. Can someone locate the clip? You have to see it to believe it.

Found the clip! https://www.cnbc.com/video/2018/01/17/here-are-the-key-levels-to-watch-…

 

Yay. A minor resurgence of BTC means we can look forward to 300 more worthless ICOs!!

Speculate for adrenaline if that's how you get your fix.

Let us know when the one pizza joint starts accepting BTC payments again or if the silk road opens back up. If BTC can buy pizza and drugs I'll know it's legit.

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