Satirical for enjoyment - Rising sea levels to blame for "Excess Liquidity"

Brrrr is a sound usually associated with a chill, but it's heating causing the Brrrrr making waves through markets.

You would be forgiven for thinking that its sheets of money causing the rising but choppy markets, but, you are a fool. Accusations are being made that it is in fact sheets of ice, pacifically, melting ice, causing rising sea levels which in turn are causing excess liquidity. 

Fossil Fuel lobby groups have been identified as the claimants purporting the "study," which claims that in order to maintain market valuations, pro-fossil fuel policies must be enacted with minimal delay.

Indeed the study calls for a doubling of greenhouse gas emissions by 2021. This is supported by no empirical or scientific evidence whatsoever, however, a shitload of supporting advertising.

Only time will tell.

More to come.