Money Cologne

Apparently you can now buy cologne that smells like money and each bottle comes packed in real shredded bills.

https://www.liquidmoney.com/

Found it hilarious and figured I'd share.

7 Comments
 
phantombankerI came up with that idea like 20 years ago.

Seriously.

Me too, and it's taken me that long to collect enough ball sweat to be able to mass produce this stuff.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
phantombankerI came up with that idea like 20 years ago.

Seriously.

You could have been a millionaire Jerry, a fragrance millionaire!

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
 
monkeysamaSo you smell like cocaine, ballsweat, pocket lint, desperation and greed?

Haha, +1 SB.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

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